Anonymous wrote:These are not mispronunciations but I will share anyway:
1. As kids get older they learn proper pronunciation for words and proper phrases (it's not the 'toot fairy' - she's not a farter). Some of them are super cute though, and we got a bit sad about DD learning the right way to speak. She's 11, and the only leftover cute mistake she has is "may you" as in "May you please hold my bookbag while I do cartwheels?".
My oldest did that for the longest time as well.
When my 8yo was younger she would say "st" instead of "th". So "thirsty" became "stirsty". My favorite was that "thanks" and "thank you" became "stanks" and "stank you". When people would give her gifts, it sounded like she was calling them stanks.
More recently, we were playing Pictureka and my husband was not performing to her standards. She told him he needed to bring his A game. Then explained that he should get some game and out an A on it with a sharpie. When DH started to explain that's not what A game means, she said, "I know. I Millified it!" (Her name is Milly)