I tried to use my vacation time to lead in to my maternity leave with my 2nd. I wanted time to rest and give my oldest more attention before the new baby came. It was an ordeal. My direct supervisor approved it, then her supervisor denied it because it was a busy time for my department. I wound up getting my doctor to order reduced work days and they caved and let me have my vacation. It led to bad feelings on both sides, and I quit not long after the baby came.

I rarely close drawers or cabinet doors.

I always sing along to his favorite songs even though I can't carry a tune in a bucket. And sometimes I don't know the words so I make up new ones.

I never make the bed except when I change the sheets.

I can never remember if he likes watermelon so I'm always asking him if he likes it. Then I promptly forget. Then I buy a watermelon but don't serve it because I don't want to admit I can't remember if he likes it or not.

I break things. I'm the reason we can't have nice things, not the kids.

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Anonymous wrote:I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.

When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken.

When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone!

As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out.

I give her raspberries on her face.

well aren't you the cutest thing!

Thread asked for things that annoy, that's my list.

I would leave you. You sound like a manipulative, attention seeking ass. Are you 12?

I think he sounds funny. I'll bet he and his DW are a hoot to party with!

Haha I think he's funny too. Sounds like my husband.

When I was pregnant with my first, every time I would go to the grocery, I wanted nothing more than to grab a white onion and take a bite out of it like an apple. I hate raw onions.

With my second, on several occasions, I NEEDED a medium rare steak with black cherry kool aid. Couldn't be regular cherry. I don't even know if there's a difference. And I couldn't have one without the other. I also loved those chicken sandwiches from Wendys with some kind of parmesan sauce. Horrible for me but I saw a commercial and knew I had to have them. They discontinued them when I was about 7 months pregnant and I started crying at the counter where they take your order. I wanted it so badly.

This go round, I want sour cream on everything. I hate sour cream. It's not like I used to hate it but now I like it. I still hate it but I keep thinking that this will be the time I like it. So I dip my strawberries in it, or put it on a taco, take a bite, then get sick because, well, I hate sour cream.