I did not change my last name. The only person who addresses me as "Mrs. [Husband's last name]" is my dad. LOL He is just so happy I am married and out of his house.

No, I am kidding! The thing is to view it as a compliment that she is happy that you and her son are married to each other.

I love her hair. And her face. And her color. And her spirit.

And she needs to sue these assholes.

I think the takeaway should be that the need for and frequency of sexual intimacy varies based on circumstances in a marriage. Don't compare your marriage with someone elses.

Why would you write the name of your son on this forum?