Woman missing after reporting seeing a toddler on the highway

[Anonymous]

Where was she going that she needed to bring her own toilet tissue though? Nashville has TP girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Runaway. Too convenient that she was on the phone with relatives and left all her apple devices in the car.

Just going to leave this here one last time.

We get it, you're the amazing Kreskin.
How many times can you post this?
Go ahead... pat yourself on the back one last time for your incredibly insightful 50/50 chance analysis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pulling something like this is something I fantasized about when I was at rock bottom with my mental illness desperate to get back with an ex. Thank god I had a tiny bit of sense left, enough not to humiliate myself like this.

Same.

Appreciate the empathy. As crazy as the details of this particular story are, the basic concept is not that uncommon.

[Anonymous]

Cliff notes for those that couldn't watch
Hoover PD just held press conference absolutely destroying Carlee’s story about a kidnapping including:

Alleged roadside toddler with top end speed of 40 mph traveled 600 yards with Carlee following him with flashers on

Balding orange guy, truck & cheezits confirmed as part of her story

Night she disappeared, she stole a robe, TP and maybe some cash from spa where she worked

She stopped at Target for some snacks (cheezits) after leaving work

Previous search history included if you had to pay for amber alert to be issued, the movie Taken and other kidnapping related topics

Her scream while being “abducted” was straight from the movie Taken

Every SEC recruiter is now in Alabama searching for alleged toddler

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know some of you find them sus but where I am with this: HER POOR PARENTS!

The ones that went on the Today show and lied?

What's the proof that they lied on the Today show? 🤨

[Anonymous]

[quote=Anonymous]If you calculate the distance Carlee moved and the time her call lasted, the toddler was running about a 5 minute mile

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When I told my tween daughter a woman was missing after seeing a toddler on the road, she immediately said “was it a zombie?”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cliff notes for those that couldn't watch
Hoover PD just held press conference absolutely destroying Carlee’s story about a kidnapping including:

Alleged roadside toddler with top end speed of 40 mph traveled 600 yards with Carlee following him with flashers on

Balding orange guy, truck & cheezits confirmed as part of her story

Night she disappeared, she stole a robe, TP and maybe some cash from spa where she worked

She stopped at Target for some snacks (cheezits) after leaving work

Previous search history included if you had to pay for amber alert to be issued, the movie Taken and other kidnapping related topics

Her scream while being “abducted” was straight from the movie Taken

Every SEC recruiter is now in Alabama searching for alleged toddler

He's a fast one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know some of you find them sus but where I am with this: HER POOR PARENTS!

The ones that went on the Today show and lied?

What's the proof that they lied on the Today show? 🤨

The press conference today?

[Anonymous]

Page 1 of the thread....oh no! How awful. I hope they find her.

By page 3...

[Anonymous]

I love that the Hoover PD chief had the panache to pick that suit for a press conference that he knew was garnering national attention. Maybe he's really savvy and wanting to ride the Barbie wave with some viral memes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know some of you find them sus but where I am with this: HER POOR PARENTS!

The ones that went on the Today show and lied?

What's the proof that they lied on the Today show? 🤨

The press conference today?

That today show interview was also what forced the Hoover PD to hold the press conference. The parents claims basically made the PD look like a bunch of idiots so the PD came out strong and knocked it out of the park

[Anonymous]

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]If you calculate the distance Carlee moved and the time her call lasted, the toddler was running about a 5 minute mile

[img]https://i.postimg.cc/ydq74LK5/GUEST-f3104434-b691-4467-97c7-838076e0a2b9.jpg[/img][/quote]


When I told my tween daughter a woman was missing after seeing a toddler on the road, she immediately said “was it a zombie?”[/quote]

See, even a child knew it couldn’t be real!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know some of you find them sus but where I am with this: HER POOR PARENTS!

The ones that went on the Today show and lied?

What's the proof that they lied on the Today show? 🤨

The press conference today?

Lol. Do you think the brother’s girlfriend was in on it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pulling something like this is something I fantasized about when I was at rock bottom with my mental illness desperate to get back with an ex. Thank god I had a tiny bit of sense left, enough not to humiliate myself like this.

Same.

Appreciate the empathy. As crazy as the details of this particular story are, the basic concept is not that uncommon.

I’m glad you’re better now!