The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

Remember that the weather in DC on Sunday was absolutely and utterly disgusting. It was 97 degrees and 99% humidity.

Everyone there was miserable and trying to hide it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Knowing what we know about DC weather in the summer and last night’s after storms, do we think Ivanka was wearing a wig? No amount of product could overcome that humidity. See, e.g., Melania in the group picture. Had I been forced to attend the human cock fight, my hair would have been pulled back and shellacked and I still would have looked like a poodle after 5 mins.

This is the type of hard nosed investigation I have come to expect from this thread and it is a very good question.

the two of you are comic gold.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

Is the too-tight chain on her necklace making her frown so deeply?

It's kind of hilarious - someone obviously thought "she needs a cross!" - because cage fighting is clearly part of the Christian religious tradition - and then brought an extra one from their daughter's jewelry box.

It looks like one of those S&M dog collar necklaces.

Why is she wearing a coat? It was a thousand degrees.

Why does she always drape her coats on herself like that? Its so weird.

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Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

Who are the two young women next to zuck? They look normal and appropriately dressed. I would not wear a cocktail dress to a UFC fight. Someone mentioned bathrooms with the jumpsuits and it made me wonder what the bathroom situation was there. Portajohns like they have at the Smithsonian festivals? I wonder how many women were like “yeah, I’ll just dehydrate so I don’t have to go all night….” The whole thing seems like an extremely unpleasant way to spend an evening.

Yes, they lined up a ton of port a potties right on the white house lawn. I kid you not.

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They brought little kids to a cage match?

[Anonymous]

I will give Melania credit. There's no traditional dress code for "Human Cock Fight on the White House Lawn to Celebrate Demented Dictator."
When there's not a traditional dress code to fall back on, the LBD as a default is the safest option.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

Who are the two young women next to zuck? They look normal and appropriately dressed. I would not wear a cocktail dress to a UFC fight. Someone mentioned bathrooms with the jumpsuits and it made me wonder what the bathroom situation was there. Portajohns like they have at the Smithsonian festivals? I wonder how many women were like “yeah, I’ll just dehydrate so I don’t have to go all night….” The whole thing seems like an extremely unpleasant way to spend an evening.

Rep. Lisa McClain of Michigan in the strapless white minidress with pearls, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida in the tank/ button down/ work trousers, and Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama in the chambray shirt with jeans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Knowing what we know about DC weather in the summer and last night’s after storms, do we think Ivanka was wearing a wig? No amount of product could overcome that humidity. See, e.g., Melania in the group picture. Had I been forced to attend the human cock fight, my hair would have been pulled back and shellacked and I still would have looked like a poodle after 5 mins.

Good lord I can’t imagine wearing a wig over all that hair in that heat.

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They brought little kids to a cage match?

Who is the one on the right that looks like a mini Donald Trump?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

What would I wear to this event? A clown costume.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

A black dress is "inappropriate"? Bizarre comment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will give Melania credit. There's no traditional dress code for "Human Cock Fight on the White House Lawn to Celebrate Demented Dictator."
When there's not a traditional dress code to fall back on, the LBD as a default is the safest option.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

On the plus side, Barron looks considerably less creepy with his hair not all slicked back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

On the plus side, Barron looks considerably less creepy with his hair not all slicked back.

Yes I totally agree. And some extra weight looks good on him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

Who are the two young women next to zuck? They look normal and appropriately dressed. I would not wear a cocktail dress to a UFC fight. Someone mentioned bathrooms with the jumpsuits and it made me wonder what the bathroom situation was there. Portajohns like they have at the Smithsonian festivals? I wonder how many women were like “yeah, I’ll just dehydrate so I don’t have to go all night….” The whole thing seems like an extremely unpleasant way to spend an evening.

Rep. Lisa McClain of Michigan in the strapless white minidress with pearls, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida in the tank/ button down/ work trousers, and Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama in the chambray shirt with jeans.

Well that may the only time in my life I use “normal” to describe Katie Britt. But the two of them both look pretty good here. I don’t know why McClain is wearing a cocktail dress but whatever.