The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

On the plus side, Barron looks considerably less creepy with his hair not all slicked back.

Yes I totally agree. And some extra weight looks good on him.

Agree on the hair. With the extra weight he is morphing into a Trump except that I think he avoided the cursed chin.

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Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

What would I wear to this event? A clown costume.

Or one of those Handmaid Outfits.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

Seriously. Barron must be testing his new drink products too much and lazing about after dropping out of stern. He looks huge.

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I'm actually lmao. Katie Miller saw all the tweets calling her ugly and decided to try an absolutely psychotic new contouring method:

She looks like a drag queen.

And, for someone who's okay with people calling Michelle Obama a man, Riley Gaines is super butch.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm actually lmao. Katie Miller saw all the tweets calling her ugly and decided to try an absolutely psychotic new contouring method:

She looks like a drag queen.

And, for someone who's okay with people calling Michelle Obama a man, Riley Gaines is super butch.

This is amazing. Whoever did her makeup HATES her. Her bathroom must look like a bronzer explosion and imagine how dirty her clothes are with all that gunk on her face.

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Anonymous wrote:I will give Melania credit. There's no traditional dress code for "Human Cock Fight on the White House Lawn to Celebrate Demented Dictator."
When there's not a traditional dress code to fall back on, the LBD as a default is the safest option.

I just found out there's going to be a Grand Prix Race on the National Mall?
What do you wear for that!?

I'm seeing lots of suggestions online, like a breezy buttondown with linen pants, leather coat with a hat, or this look which I like.



I think there's going to be a lot of cosplay by the Trump women. Like literal jumpsuits that look like pit crew and definitely Ivanka will have a cosplay inspiration. What are your predictions?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm actually lmao. Katie Miller saw all the tweets calling her ugly and decided to try an absolutely psychotic new contouring method:

She looks like a drag queen.

And, for someone who's okay with people calling Michelle Obama a man, Riley Gaines is super butch.

For someone who claims to be caucasian, this makeup makes her look very not caucasian.

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Anonymous wrote:I will give Melania credit. There's no traditional dress code for "Human Cock Fight on the White House Lawn to Celebrate Demented Dictator."
When there's not a traditional dress code to fall back on, the LBD as a default is the safest option.

I just found out there's going to be a Grand Prix Race on the National Mall?
What do you wear for that!?

I'm seeing lots of suggestions online, like a breezy buttondown with linen pants, leather coat with a hat, or this look which I like.



I think there's going to be a lot of cosplay by the Trump women. Like literal jumpsuits that look like pit crew and definitely Ivanka will have a cosplay inspiration. What are your predictions?

road races are dirty so I'd opt out of the lighter colors.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm actually lmao. Katie Miller saw all the tweets calling her ugly and decided to try an absolutely psychotic new contouring method:

She looks like a drag queen.

And, for someone who's okay with people calling Michelle Obama a man, Riley Gaines is super butch.

This is amazing. Whoever did her makeup HATES her. Her bathroom must look like a bronzer explosion and imagine how dirty her clothes are with all that gunk on her face.

These people sound so stupid.

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They brought little kids to a cage match?

Last kid on right made me giggle. Looks like current Trump.

Oh, Tiffany is a terrible poser. She needs to relax.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka 30 years and almost as many faces ago

Pre-surgery, she had Don Jr’s entire face.

No.That’s a horrible thing to say, especially if you are talking about Don Jr.’s original face. Ivanka was a cute kid and has been attractive since then. Not at all sure how it will all end up, but you can’t compare her to either of her bio siblings in terms of looks. It’s sad she ever felt the need for all the surgeries.

She had a very weak chin and a big nose. She was a typical cute kid but The Trump’s are vain people and I wouldn’t be surprised if her father pushed her to do it. That along with the dyed hair that is way too light. She has brown eyes but wears green contacts. Poser.

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Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

Who are the two young women next to zuck? They look normal and appropriately dressed. I would not wear a cocktail dress to a UFC fight. Someone mentioned bathrooms with the jumpsuits and it made me wonder what the bathroom situation was there. Portajohns like they have at the Smithsonian festivals? I wonder how many women were like “yeah, I’ll just dehydrate so I don’t have to go all night….” The whole thing seems like an extremely unpleasant way to spend an evening.

Rep. Lisa McClain of Michigan in the strapless white minidress with pearls, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida in the tank/ button down/ work trousers, and Sen. Katie Britt of Alabama in the chambray shirt with jeans.

Well that may the only time in my life I use “normal” to describe Katie Britt. But the two of them both look pretty good here. I don’t know why McClain is wearing a cocktail dress but whatever.

With an updo! She clearly went and had her hair done like she was going to the Kennedy Center for and opera or something.

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Just for fun, Brooke Rollins does her own thing, but it's always amazing.

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Anonymous wrote:Just for fun, Brooke Rollins does her own thing, but it's always amazing.

A flesh colored turtleneck… does she have any anymore de?