The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

Is the too-tight chain on her necklace making her frown so deeply?

It's kind of hilarious - someone obviously thought "she needs a cross!" - because cage fighting is clearly part of the Christian religious tradition - and then brought an extra one from their daughter's jewelry box.

[Anonymous]

Knowing what we know about DC weather in the summer and last night’s after storms, do we think Ivanka was wearing a wig? No amount of product could overcome that humidity. See, e.g., Melania in the group picture. Had I been forced to attend the human cock fight, my hair would have been pulled back and shellacked and I still would have looked like a poodle after 5 mins.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka 30 years and almost as many faces ago

Pre-surgery, she had Don Jr’s entire face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

Is the too-tight chain on her necklace making her frown so deeply?

It's kind of hilarious - someone obviously thought "she needs a cross!" - because cage fighting is clearly part of the Christian religious tradition - and then brought an extra one from their daughter's jewelry box.

The chain links were quivering and about to burst off

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka 30 years and almost as many faces ago

Pre-surgery, she had Don Jr’s entire face.

No.That’s a horrible thing to say, especially if you are talking about Don Jr.’s original face. Ivanka was a cute kid and has been attractive since then. Not at all sure how it will all end up, but you can’t compare her to either of her bio siblings in terms of looks. It’s sad she ever felt the need for all the surgeries.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:apparently there was a uniform

Yes, the number of jumpsuits is at this "formal" event is too damn high!

Seriously, only very thin, tall people can wear a jumpsuit. This is some kind of flex.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:apparently there was a uniform

Yes, the number of jumpsuits is at this "formal" event is too damn high!

Seriously, only very thin, tall people can wear a jumpsuit. This is some kind of flex.

i used to rock "rompers" when younger. They are so impractical. Who wants to get nekked in a semi- public place to pee?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:apparently there was a uniform

Yes, the number of jumpsuits is at this "formal" event is too damn high!

Seriously, only very thin, tall people can wear a jumpsuit. This is some kind of flex.

i used to rock "rompers" when younger. They are so impractical. Who wants to get nekked in a semi- public place to pee?

This is why Melania went with a dress. Plus, she's above the schoolgirl need to wear the same outfit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I’m the one who posted the Melania pic wondering if a pretty formal looking little black dress was really what one would wear to this event. Fashion posters of DCUM - if you had to go to this, what would you wear? I honestly don’t know (although a jumpsuit would be right out, I looked terrible in them.)

If I had to go to that event, I'd be questioning every life decision that got me there. Perhaps I, too, would have worn an LBD as if I were attending an event that properly honored the 250th anniversary of our nation's founding.

Who are the two young women next to zuck? They look normal and appropriately dressed. I would not wear a cocktail dress to a UFC fight. Someone mentioned bathrooms with the jumpsuits and it made me wonder what the bathroom situation was there. Portajohns like they have at the Smithsonian festivals? I wonder how many women were like “yeah, I’ll just dehydrate so I don’t have to go all night….” The whole thing seems like an extremely unpleasant way to spend an evening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t get why she’s wearing an evening gown but this is nice I guess

That's not an evening gown. It's just a cocktail-like dress.

The necklace makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like it's choking her.

Melanie just looks hateful in her expression. What an inappropriate dress. Weird choice, as usual.
She looks very masculine lately.

Her face looks very hard. Plus she never smiles. I hope she is completely miserable. And what happened to Baron? He looks like he gained 50 pounds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Knowing what we know about DC weather in the summer and last night’s after storms, do we think Ivanka was wearing a wig? No amount of product could overcome that humidity. See, e.g., Melania in the group picture. Had I been forced to attend the human cock fight, my hair would have been pulled back and shellacked and I still would have looked like a poodle after 5 mins.

This is the type of hard nosed investigation I have come to expect from this thread and it is a very good question.