Dear A$$hole Dog Owner: pick up your dog's poop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a neighbor who let her dog poop on our little garden box in front of our house. I confronted her one day and offered her a bag. She said nothing and walked away. I picked up the poop with a bag and delivered it to her house through her mail slot. That seemed to solve the problem. BTW, I have a huge 100 + lb lab that we always pick up after. Even my kids know to pick up after our dog.

We could soooooo be BFFs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a neighbor who let her dog poop on our little garden box in front of our house. I confronted her one day and offered her a bag. She said nothing and walked away. I picked up the poop with a bag and delivered it to her house through her mail slot. That seemed to solve the problem. BTW, I have a huge 100 + lb lab that we always pick up after. Even my kids know to pick up after our dog.

We could soooooo be BFFs.

You are soooooo lucky she didn't report you to postal authorities. It is illegal to put anything but US mail in mail boxes and mail slots.

[Anonymous]

This is what I don't get...if you're a dog owner and you have a yard, why don't you let your dog sh@t in your own yard? Why do you have to take it for a walk, and let it sh@t in MY yard? Oh, that's right, because you're a douchebag. I understand apartment dwellers don't have this option, and I don't have a problem with their dogs pooping in the parkway next to the street curb, but don't bring your dog onto my private property to let it poop.

I used to have two very large dogs who I took on long walks everyday. The walks were for exercise, not spreading feces and urine. I never let them poop and pee all over the neighborhood. I walked them before I fed them in the morning. It's pretty freakin' easy to figure out a dog's digestive system...they eat...they sh@t five minutes later. Don't feed them before a walk, and if you do, make sure they sh@t in your own yard before you venture out. And another thing (yes, I'm ranting like a crazy person), it's not biologically necessary for a dog to urinate every 10 feet. They do it because they're marking their territory. It's not cruel to keep them from peeing on my lawn, the sidewalk, the bike rack, the mailbox, etc.

Signed,
Tired of being Sh@t and Pi$$ed on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a neighbor who let her dog poop on our little garden box in front of our house. I confronted her one day and offered her a bag. She said nothing and walked away. I picked up the poop with a bag and delivered it to her house through her mail slot. That seemed to solve the problem. BTW, I have a huge 100 + lb lab that we always pick up after. Even my kids know to pick up after our dog.

We could soooooo be BFFs.

You are soooooo lucky she didn't report you to postal authorities. It is illegal to put anything but US mail in mail boxes and mail slots.

You're no fun. It can also be illegal to trespass on private property.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.

What? You have 200,000 acres on open range for roaming. I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

[Anonymous]

I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

Well, technically it can be called roaming...

roam (rm)
v. roamed, roam·ing, roams
v.intr.
To move about without purpose or plan; wander. See Synonyms at wander.
v.tr.
To wander over or through: roamed the streets.
n.
The act or an instance of roaming

[Anonymous]

Look, PP, I'm terribly sorry if you have .08 acre. But some of us do have quite a bit land where our children can "roam."

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.

What? You have 200,000 acres on open range for roaming. I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Look, PP, I'm terribly sorry if you have .08 acre. But some of us do have quite a bit land where our children can "roam."

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.

What? You have 200,000 acres on open range for roaming. I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

What in the hell are you two talking about?

[Anonymous]

shit-free roaming

Isn't that obvious?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Look, PP, I'm terribly sorry if you have .08 acre. But some of us do have quite a bit land where our children can "roam."

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.

What? You have 200,000 acres on open range for roaming. I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

What in the hell are you two talking about?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Look, PP, I'm terribly sorry if you have .08 acre. But some of us do have quite a bit land where our children can "roam."

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.

What? You have 200,000 acres on open range for roaming. I don't thinking walking in back yard can be called roaming.

What in the hell are you two talking about?

Open Range in the old west where anyone could graze their cattle. It is also a movie with KCostner and R Duvall. Very good, but then I like Westerns. On the Open range there were hundreds of thousands of acres where cattle could graze for free (unless there was some cattle baron who tried to stop you and who had bought off the sheriff and scared all the townspeople to death) and where the "deer and the antelope roam."

It's Friday and I think the mental picture of a toddler "roaming" in the typical suburban or urban back yard is funny.

[Anonymous]

Shit-free roaming. I love it!

[Anonymous]

I just don't like dogs.

There I said it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a neighbor who let her dog poop on our little garden box in front of our house. I confronted her one day and offered her a bag. She said nothing and walked away. I picked up the poop with a bag and delivered it to her house through her mail slot. That seemed to solve the problem. BTW, I have a huge 100 + lb lab that we always pick up after. Even my kids know to pick up after our dog.

We could soooooo be BFFs.

You are soooooo lucky she didn't report you to postal authorities. It is illegal to put anything but US mail in mail boxes and mail slots.

You're no fun. It can also be illegal to trespass on private property.

Maybe OP shold have some "no Trespassing" signs in her yard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just don't like dogs.

There I said it.

Me neither. That is, I think they're fine at a distance, but I don't want to touch them, smell them, or handle any of their biological byproducts. I also don't want to listen to them more than briefly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just don't like dogs.

There I said it.

Me neither. That is, I think they're fine at a distance, but I don't want to touch them, smell them, or handle any of their biological byproducts. I also don't want to listen to them more than briefly.

Guess what? More money is spent on veternarians every year than spent on pediatricians.