Dear A$$hole Dog Owner: pick up your dog's poop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well.. I for one am a dog owner that picks up my dog's poo, and as a home owner.. I understand the frustration when boneheads don't.

But please let me say that in being a member of a society, I have to deal with your annoying kids and pay for their schooling. Please remember - No, your kids are not so cute that I should be feel blessed to be in their presence.

So until we are all able to live in our own private communes, I have do deal with, and pay for, your screaming brats, and you have to deal with my dog wizzing on your tree.

This is my favorite response yet!!! You articulated my own thoughts exactly!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well.. I for one am a dog owner that picks up my dog's poo, and as a home owner.. I understand the frustration when boneheads don't.

But please let me say that in being a member of a society, I have to deal with your annoying kids and pay for their schooling. Please remember - No, your kids are not so cute that I should be feel blessed to be in their presence.

So until we are all able to live in our own private communes, I have do deal with, and pay for, your screaming brats, and you have to deal with my dog wizzing on your tree.

If you don't have your own brats, why are you here? Even so, there's no possibility of a valid comparison between human children and doggie "children". My brat is a member of our society in a way that your pet never can be, and she'll one day contribute to your society considerably. As such, you have an interest in her education and well-being. Your pooch may give you pleasure, but he'll never pay taxes, cure cancer, write the great American novel, or even volunteer in a soup kitchen. He'll never even make a Mother's Day present. To me, he's nothing but a foul emissions generator, though I recognize that there's a certain social good in companionship for people so lonely they have to resurrect dead threads on message boards they would otherwise have no interest in.

wow, based on the venemous content of your post, it doesn't sound like you're the type of person out there curing cancer or volunteering at soup kitchens. Maybe you should get a dog - they really make people happy!

[Anonymous]

If you don't have your own brats, why are you here? Even so, there's no possibility of a valid comparison between human children and doggie "children". My brat is a member of our society in a way that your pet never can be, and she'll one day contribute to your society considerably. As such, you have an interest in her education and well-being. Your pooch may give you pleasure, but he'll never pay taxes, cure cancer, write the great American novel, or even volunteer in a soup kitchen. He'll never even make a Mother's Day present. To me, he's nothing but a foul emissions generator, though I recognize that there's a certain social good in companionship for people so lonely they have to resurrect dead threads on message boards they would otherwise have no interest in.



The dog will not make PP a mother's day gift??? Are you kidding!! That's completely ridiculous! Let's outlaw all the dogs in DC- not because of dog poop issues, but because the darn mutts can't even put together a proper greeting card!! Ha!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a neighbor who let her dog poop on our little garden box in front of our house. I confronted her one day and offered her a bag. She said nothing and walked away. I picked up the poop with a bag and delivered it to her house through her mail slot. That seemed to solve the problem. BTW, I have a huge 100 + lb lab that we always pick up after. Even my kids know to pick up after our dog.

I love justice!

[Anonymous]

Dogs will not grow up and get jobs and pay employment and social security taxes to support you in your old age.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well.. I for one am a dog owner that picks up my dog's poo, and as a home owner.. I understand the frustration when boneheads don't.

But please let me say that in being a member of a society, I have to deal with your annoying kids and pay for their schooling. Please remember - No, your kids are not so cute that I should be feel blessed to be in their presence.

So until we are all able to live in our own private communes, I have do deal with, and pay for, your screaming brats, and you have to deal with my dog wizzing on your tree.

When those annoying kids grow up their taxes will be paying for the general infrastucture, social programs and medicare for your crotchety old ass. Paying taxes that fund public schools supports our society including you. My kids are in private and I don't have a problem that my tax dollars support public schooling. But, thank you for picking up your dog's poo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My kids are in private and I don't have a problem that my tax dollars support public schooling. But, thank you for picking up your dog's poo.

If you work for the government, all your money is simply tax dollars.

The only people that actually produce anything in this country at all are people who work for private industry. That's, what, 1% of Washington DC? The only reason you can send your kids to a private school is you have a gun to the head of every working American that actually does something productive either as a service or making a product that people voluntarily purchase.

Don't make the error in thinking you work, because you don't. You don't produce anything in this society, you are just a vampire that redistributes some blood here and there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My kids are in private and I don't have a problem that my tax dollars support public schooling. But, thank you for picking up your dog's poo.

If you work for the government, all your money is simply tax dollars.

The only people that actually produce anything in this country at all are people who work for private industry. That's, what, 1% of Washington DC? The only reason you can send your kids to a private school is you have a gun to the head of every working American that actually does something productive either as a service or making a product that people voluntarily purchase.

Don't make the error in thinking you work, because you don't. You don't produce anything in this society, you are just a vampire that redistributes some blood here and there.

This is really bizarre. I think you need your medications adjusted. You're having a manic episode.

How do you know what I do for a living or if I even work in DC? I could train service dogs for the blind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is really bizarre. I think you need your medications adjusted. You're having a manic episode.

?

How do you know what I do for a living or if I even work in DC? I could train service dogs for the blind.

HAHA - the name of the board ought to be a clue. What? You live in DC and commute to Baltimore maybe?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

If you don't have your own brats, why are you here? Even so, there's no possibility of a valid comparison between human children and doggie "children". My brat is a member of our society in a way that your pet never can be, and she'll one day contribute to your society considerably. As such, you have an interest in her education and well-being. Your pooch may give you pleasure, but he'll never pay taxes, cure cancer, write the great American novel, or even volunteer in a soup kitchen. He'll never even make a Mother's Day present. To me, he's nothing but a foul emissions generator, though I recognize that there's a certain social good in companionship for people so lonely they have to resurrect dead threads on message boards they would otherwise have no interest in.

The dog will not make PP a mother's day gift??? Are you kidding!! That's completely ridiculous! Let's outlaw all the dogs in DC- not because of dog poop issues, but because the darn mutts can't even put together a proper greeting card!! Ha!

Let's see some proof that you and your brats do these things. With your attitude they will probably do drugs, have illegitimate children, father illegitimate children and run off ad never support them or his legal children, steal cars, armed robbery and have a revolving door in and out of jail and the time in a federal penitentiary. Her pooch will do none of these things and will give her a great deal of joy and love.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is really bizarre. I think you need your medications adjusted. You're having a manic episode.

?

How do you know what I do for a living or if I even work in DC? I could train service dogs for the blind.

HAHA - the name of the board ought to be a clue. What? You live in DC and commute to Baltimore maybe?

Push your call button and let the nurse know you need another haldol. You should really stay away from forums as they seem to agitate your condition.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have to agree with the "scum" poster. I, too, am scum. I hate dog shit and don't want my kids around it.

Where's the shame in that?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:One of the reasons I *don't* have a dog right now is because I don't want to deal with dog waste and remnants of it, in my yard, where I want my baby and toddler to be able to roam.

I'll bet money that you did have a dog, until you got pregnant, then you abandoned the animal.

I do dog rescue. About 1/2 of the dogs we get are from scum like you.

Ignore. She's just stirring the pot.