Help! Baby is three days old and we can’t agree on a name

Anonymous
Sebastian Constantine.
Anonymous
I also love Arthur Orion. Nicknames include Art, Artie, Archie, and Ryan.
Anonymous
BTW, please tell us the final,decision.
Anonymous
Name your kid something normal so he doesn’t get beat up at school. Does your husband wear skinny jeans and a fedora? Is he woke and a vegan? Such terrible names, I don’t think I could marry a person like that.
Anonymous
What is is about husbands that make them want to pick stupid names? Mine insists we name our kid Genghis Khan.
Anonymous
Is your husband on drugs? Is he pretentious? Atlas got a bum deal and suffers for eternity, being stuck. I like your list. Why not say you each need to pick the two least-bad from the other’s list and go from there.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:What is is about husbands that make them want to pick stupid names? Mine insists we name our kid Genghis Khan.


My ex husband pushed HARD for Velvet. I said only if you put a stripper pole in her crib. If she’s going to have a stripper name by god she’ll be the best stripper ever.


Her name is Margaret.
Anonymous
Please update after you decide, OP! I personally love the Theodore - Thor idea!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Sebastian Constantine.


BashCon
Anonymous
Your husband picked a couple C names. How about Connor, Casey or Cody?
Anonymous
Max
Anonymous
Gaius and call him Gus
Anonymous
I love weird names but ended up going with (non Anglo) names so they are very unique but also don’t bring up weird associations. Look way back into your family trees - maybe there is a weird name you can live with.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think your husband has a very unrealistic view of parenting and possibly an inflated sense of self. These names are all about calling attention to himself and his superior cleverness, rather than giving a human a name he will keep for the next 100 years. It’s about as bad as Michael Jackson’s naming choices (Prince Michael I and Prince Michael II known as Blanket).


He sounds like a hipster twatwaffle

+1000 poor kid.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Your husband picked a couple C names. How about Connor, Casey or Cody?


Casey or Cody? Hard pass.
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