I work in HR, I would hire you just for the humor level. |
| But was it an Executive Baskin Robbins? You know, like for Executives? |
HR in federal government. Agree, to the top of the pile. They even block veterans preference. |
You're clearly not having a great summer. First some crazy woman's kid stole your overweight son's Target swimsuit and now this. |
But you were way more HOTTER back then than you are now. |
Glad to hear the government finally respects private sector experience. |
Unless they ever left a job after maternity leave. Then all the Baskin Robbins in the world can't save that blacklisting. |
NICE! |
| I worked the night shift at a 24 hr Krogers in the 80's. We had very few customers at 3 in the morning (and most of them were drunk). We got high, made out, and "bowled" with frozen turkeys and 2L bottles of soda. Best job I ever had, but not on my resume. |
| This is actually a pretty good troll thread! What it lacks in subtlety it makes up for in creativity. 6/10. |
I hire people all the time. My new interview question is going to be "Have you ever worked at a Baskin Robbin's, specifically in the 1980s when the ice cream was more cream than chemicals and therefore more difficult to scoop?" |
Pardon me but does a frozen turkey have much of a backspin ability while bowling or is it better to just heave/toss the damn thing and just hope/pray for the best? |
Can I volunteer there, once I retire? My LinkedIn profile includes all the right notes, including some Turkish. |
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It's an acquired skill but most people have no idea what in the hell they are doing. Instead of studying the laws of gravity and doing research beforehand, they just toss the damn thing. |
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OP, I just want to say that I tried posting a funny situational thread once too and it was a mix of people yelling at me, not understanding it was supposed to be self deprecating tongue in cheek humor, and then maybe 25% of the posters were funny.
So painful trying to be witty on DCUM! |