Women: How can Men make themselves more attractive to you?

[Anonymous]

Be like the man I have a crush on...not like the one you are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Poop silently

HAHHAHA

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have a big dick and know how to use it and dont have a beer belly or a bald head.

I would add: use your big dick with just your spouse, don't show it to others, be patient, remain calm when troubles come, what you think have worked in your blood family don't necessarily work in our family, respect my profession and hobbies, find your own hobby and be happy with simple things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Help out without us having to ask. Don't want us fat, don't bring fatty shit to the house. Do your share. Be okay with me going to happy hour with friends. Get your own hobbies and your own friends.

You lost me at your inability to take responsibility for how far you make yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Help out without us having to ask. Don't want us fat, don't bring fatty shit to the house. Do your share. Be okay with me going to happy hour with friends. Get your own hobbies and your own friends.

You lost me at your inability to take responsibility for how far you make yourself.

FAT. not far.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If the words, "I cherish you" ever came out of my mouth while speaking to my wife, she'd laugh me out of the room.

I was thinking about this the other day. All of those romantic songs (especially the ones from the 70s and 80s). Kenn Rogers, all the other duets, etc. Lady in Red. If you actually spoke the lyrics to your wife or girlfriend, they would think it was the most pansy, unattractive thing ever. Somehow it's OK to hear it in a song or read it in a poem, but not hear it from your man.

Listen to the lyrics of I'd Really Love To See You Tonight. It's a song about a one night stand dressed up as a love song. LOL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry chicks. Men get it. Haven't you figured that out yet. Men just don't give a shit about meeting your homemaking expectations. Outsource or DIY. Nagging is pointles.

But if you say you are going to do something, I expect you to do it. Otherwise you are all talk and no action, which is SO ANNOYING.

[Anonymous]

Good sense of humor
Respectful, not dismissive
Affectionate
Equal partner in marriage
Good in bed
No bad breath
Not extremely overweight
Not lazy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't shave off all your body hair.

I like it all shaved off... I dont like finding any hair, and men can be so damn hairy. it's gross.

They're supposed to be. If I wanted to fuck someone with no body hair, I'd be a lesbian.
I don't get you women who like men to be hairless.
The hairier the better, if you ask me.

[Anonymous]

Be patient and play with our children.
Smile
Show love every day in different ways.
Don't try to copy your selfish father.
Fart away from our children and me, fart to the squirrels if you want.
Put away your IPhone when we sit at the table. Initiate kind conversations.
Don't humiliate our children and me.
Take showers even when you don't go to your office.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Be patient and play with our children.
Smile
Show love every day in different ways.
Don't try to copy your selfish father.
Fart away from our children and me, fart to the squirrels if you want.
Put away your IPhone when we sit at the table. Initiate kind conversations.
Don't humiliate our children and me.
Take showers even when you don't go to your office.

A great list. My kids would approve that farting to the squirrels is preferred. Inside joke for DH. Love you honey.

[Anonymous]

No farting. Seriously.
Be good in bed.
Be "into" me and make sure i know it. But don't suffocate me.
Don't be gross or mean.
Be a responsible adult

This is all very basic stuff, the bare minimum that will get you in the door. A more demanding woman will require more from you, but EVERY woman wants at least these things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No farting. Seriously.
Be good in bed.
Be "into" me and make sure i know it. But don't suffocate me.
Don't be gross or mean.
Be a responsible adult

This is all very basic stuff, the bare minimum that will get you in the door. A more demanding woman will require more from you, but EVERY woman wants at least these things.

Totally agree.

[Anonymous]

Be into our kids. Don't be into other women. Great sex.

[Anonymous]

No video games. Biggest turn-off ever.