Theology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh, for the love of Pasta and Parmesean.

As a rational, logical atheist, I want to be happy -- being a temporary fart, I would like my brief stay here to be pleasant. Not in the "stuff myself with Cheetos and crack" sense, but in the "personal fulfillment and satisfaction" sense, because the latter is self-perpetuating, while the former is short-lived and ultimately destructive. To do so, I want to help create a stable, just society, because that is the scenario in which I will be most likely to pursue and maintain happiness. The "just" part is critical, as life is random, and I can see myself being without the protection of power/money/family, and want to be able to pursue and achieve happiness even in that situation.

Hitlers are incompatible with my logical pursuit of happiness. I cannot truly pursue happiness with Hitlers around, because they could easily kill me and those I love, not to mention the general instability that kind of violence inevitably generates.

This, of course, assumes that the FSM continues to bless me and mine with the Marinara of His Grace.

The chemical reaction taking place in your soulless body is wasting time and computer power.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh, for the love of Pasta and Parmesean.

As a rational, logical atheist, I want to be happy -- being a temporary fart, I would like my brief stay here to be pleasant. Not in the "stuff myself with Cheetos and crack" sense, but in the "personal fulfillment and satisfaction" sense, because the latter is self-perpetuating, while the former is short-lived and ultimately destructive. To do so, I want to help create a stable, just society, because that is the scenario in which I will be most likely to pursue and maintain happiness. The "just" part is critical, as life is random, and I can see myself being without the protection of power/money/family, and want to be able to pursue and achieve happiness even in that situation.

Hitlers are incompatible with my logical pursuit of happiness. I cannot truly pursue happiness with Hitlers around, because they could easily kill me and those I love, not to mention the general instability that kind of violence inevitably generates.

This, of course, assumes that the FSM continues to bless me and mine with the Marinara of His Grace.

The chemical reaction taking place in your soulless body is wasting time and computer power.

And the chemical reaction in heated water allowed our Savior to emerge, in His Carbtastic Glory!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

+1

Do you mind if I use this quote? So simple, so logical, so true! It's devastating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Atheists think they have value. ( they secretly believe in God)
It makes them mad.

You're a secret atheist--you just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What makes an atheist better than hitler? Or a rock? Why would beliefs of any type terrify a person who has no meaning in the big picture ? They are of no greater consequence than a pile of crap.

Unless you're a Bhuddist you're just like Hitler. Or a rock. Or something.

Not at all. If you are an atheist you must come to grips with the logical fact that you don't matter. You are a pile of chemicals . Your opinion and feelings are just a chemical reaction and hitler is neither good nor bad . The concept of good and bad is imaginary . You are not valuable.

Own it.

Sorry, but unless you believe in the tenets of Bhuddism, you're worthless. For Bhuddists, we're all part of God. You're just some base creation kissing the butt of the supposed creator of the universe.

[Anonymous]

^^^ Christianity contends the church is the body of Christ .and that God knew you before you were formed in your mothers womb. God knows the number of hairs on your head and gave his son to suffer and die for your souls salvation.

Kissing the butt of pure uncompromising love is an honor!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.

Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What makes an atheist better than hitler? Or a rock? Why would beliefs of any type terrify a person who has no meaning in the big picture ? They are of no greater consequence than a pile of crap.

Unless you're a Bhuddist you're just like Hitler. Or a rock. Or something.

Not at all. If you are an atheist you must come to grips with the logical fact that you don't matter. You are a pile of chemicals . Your opinion and feelings are just a chemical reaction and hitler is neither good nor bad . The concept of good and bad is imaginary . You are not valuable.

Own it.

Sorry, but unless you believe in the tenets of Bhuddism, you're worthless. For Bhuddists, we're all part of God. You're just some base creation kissing the butt of the supposed creator of the universe.

You are NOT a Buddhist!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What makes an atheist better than hitler? Or a rock? Why would beliefs of any type terrify a person who has no meaning in the big picture ? They are of no greater consequence than a pile of crap.

Unless you're a Bhuddist you're just like Hitler. Or a rock. Or something.

Not at all. If you are an atheist you must come to grips with the logical fact that you don't matter. You are a pile of chemicals . Your opinion and feelings are just a chemical reaction and hitler is neither good nor bad . The concept of good and bad is imaginary . You are not valuable.

Own it.

Sorry, but unless you believe in the tenets of Bhuddism, you're worthless. For Bhuddists, we're all part of God. You're just some base creation kissing the butt of the supposed creator of the universe.

You are NOT a Buddhist!

Besides, it's not a correct take on Buddhism.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.

Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,

You haven't been following this thread. They are definitely Christian. The often unintelligible, grammatically bastardized writing style in that person's posts all match.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.

Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,

You haven't been following this thread. They are definitely Christian. The often unintelligible, grammatically bastardized writing style in that person's posts all match.

Sorry, but there are multiple posters on this thread, including an atheist who has the social and grammar skills of a twelve-year-old. It really is hard to tell who's who!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.

Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,

You haven't been following this thread. They are definitely Christian. The often unintelligible, grammatically bastardized writing style in that person's posts all match.

Sorry, but there are multiple posters on this thread, including an atheist who has the social and grammar skills of a twelve-year-old. It really is hard to tell who's who!

Nope. That's the Christian obsessed with Hitler. Yes, there are multiple posters on this thread, but it's pretty easy to identify who is whom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.

+1

Do you mind if I use this quote? So simple, so logical, so true! It's devastating.

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FSM can tell when posters respond to themselves and he doesn't like it.