Theology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.


Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.


Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,


You haven't been following this thread. They are definitely Christian. The often unintelligible, grammatically bastardized writing style in that person's posts all match.


Sorry, but there are multiple posters on this thread, including an atheist who has the social and grammar skills of a twelve-year-old. It really is hard to tell who's who!


Nope. That's the Christian obsessed with Hitler. Yes, there are multiple posters on this thread, but it's pretty easy to identify who is whom.


You're taking it on *faith* then.... DCUM telepathy fail.
Anonymous
If you are an atheist, and you think serious believers believe in a God who is some sort of "sky fairy," "invisible friend," or "flying spaghetting monster," I challenge you to take on the argument put forward by the learned Robert Barron, STD.



Atheists do not know what serious Christians and other believers mean when they say "God."
Anonymous
there are some believers who do think of god as their invisible friend. They pray to him and think that he listens and does them special favors. What's more, they were taught that in church.

Would they be classified as not serious believers?

Another question - how can a god that is not a being but is being itself send his son down to die for our sins?
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Anonymous wrote:there are some believers who do think of god as their invisible friend. They pray to him and think that he listens and does them special favors. What's more, they were taught that in church.

Would they be classified as not serious believers?

Another question - how can a god that is not a being but is being itself send his son down to die for our sins?


Here, sweetie: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/336480.page
Anonymous
that thread is about the trinity only.

My question is about what makes a person a serious believer, in your opinion.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If you are an atheist, and you think serious believers believe in a God who is some sort of "sky fairy," "invisible friend," or "flying spaghetting monster," I challenge you to take on the argument put forward by the learned Robert Barron, STD.



Atheists do not know what serious Christians and other believers mean when they say "God."

How many Christians believe that God is "being, itself", as opposed to "Jesus, who walks with me, talks with me, and comforts me in my need"? If God is being, then I believe in God, because, like Barron, I see evidence of being "in every nook and cranny" of everything in existence. God is not the flying spaghertti monster, he's a tautology! I think most believing Christians would have far less in common with Barron's world view than most atheists would. Despite my atheism, I love hearing the song "His eye is on the sparow and I know He watches me," and I am positive that those who sing it so beautifully believe in a personal God, not some abstract "essence of being."
Anonymous
If you are an atheist, and you think serious believers believe in a God who is some sort of "sky fairy," "invisible friend," or "flying spaghetting monster," I challenge you to take on the argument put forward by the learned Robert Barron, STD.


That's an interesting concept, and one that is ultimately unchallengeable.

The fundamental question of belief in a deity or atheism is simply that - a question of belief. I do not believe in a deity. I believe that the universe is completely natural and subject to discoverable physical laws. Those who follow the various religions believe in some supernatural spiritual element to the universe of some kind.

I freely admit that it's possible there may be some supernatural entity that created the universe. I simply don't believe that's the case. I can't prove it's not true, though, because logically proving a negative is actually really difficult. Any atheist that says he/she can prove there is no God is setting him/herself up for failure.

The essence of the atheist position doesn't boil down to the FSM, or calling God a "sky fairy." What it comes down to is the principle that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If you want to believe in God, that's your prerogative. But if you want to convince me that God exists so that I believe, then I require proof, and if you want me to believe that there's an infinite, omnipotent, omniscient being that created the universe, that is not subject to the physical laws of the universe, and that somehow listens to the prayers of beings that are even further beneath it than bacteria are to us and elects to engage in the day-to-day lives of those beings, well, then, to me that requires pretty extraordinary proof.

You believe in God. You accept that on faith. I don't. There's the difference between a believer and an atheist.

So, despite the fact that I don't believe in God to begin with, and it's no more a part of my life than my hobby of "not stamp collecting", I'll take up the challenge of Robert Barron's position. I would argue that while it provides an interesting rebuttal to the supposed atheist argument that there is no God (an argument I will not make, as I noted above)

The argument that God is the essence of being itself is fine - and borders on deism, naturalism and Obi Wan Kenobi's description of the Force ("It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together."), but the implication of God as "being itself" is that God must be separate from the tangible, finite universe in which we find ourselves, and that God cannot be a being. Barron says something very similar - he does not believe God is a being in and of itself, but, rather the essence of the act of being.

The idea is that as tangible beings who are part of this physical universe, we can never fully grasp (or speak about) who/what God really is, because we are incapable of grasping the infinite nature of God. So any attempt to describe or "know" God is doomed to failure through our own insufficiency and tangibility.

Thus, any statement about God must always be symbolic (except the statement "God is the essence of being."). Because if God is the essence of being itself, but is not an entity in its own right, then the instant any aspect of the Divine is brought from essence into existence, it is tainted by the limitations of the requirements of existence within our universe (not to mention our limited ability to comprehend the infinite).

So, the consequence of that for Christian doctrine seems pretty devastating. Any assertion that the Bible is the inerrant Word of God must succumb to the recognition that we cannot conceive of the infinite, and that any attempt to document the "Word of God" is subject to the taint of attempting to make the infinite "essence of being" tangible and comprehensible.

That this rings true can be seen from the fact that there are a myriad of different understandings of God within the Christian faith alone, let alone when you add in the other Abrahamic faiths.

The reason none of you can agree on how to interpret scripture is because the concept of the infinite is incomprehensible and can only be discussed in incomplete, potentially inaccurate, symbolic terms and metaphors.

And here we get to the reason why atheists even pay attention to religious believers. Despite the fact that the Bible is, by Robert Barron's own definition of God, a symbolic, incomplete attempt to document the incomprehensible, some of you people like to fight wars over who believes what, and some of you use that symbolic, incomplete set of documents to attempt to force others to behave in specific ways because it's "God's Word."

I don't care what you believe. Whatever helps you get through life is fine with me.

But when you start using the rules of your religion to try to govern my behavior, just because you think your God said so, that's where I push back.







Anonymous
Bravo. Well said
Anonymous
Verbose PP, again -

Just as a follow-up, I would view this concept of God as the essence of being as almost the ultimate retreat in the face of science.

Early man had no understanding of how the world works, and, to paraphrase Clarke's Law, since any sufficiently complex system is indistinguishable from magic, early man invoked gods to explain where the world came from, how weather happened, etc.

Each assertion that some process was due to the actions of the supernatural has been explained by science to the point where science is pushing on explaining how our Universe (or our particular instance in the multiverse) came into being.

At each point, religion has said, "Well, ok, but you can't explain [xxx], therefore there MUST be a God." (which, in and of itself is a logical fallacy).

There may be some point at which science stops explaining how our universe works and throws up its collective hands and says, "We don't know and we don't think we'll EVER be able to explain it or comprehend it." But we aren't there, yet.

Or, at some point God may pop up and say, "Hey, I did this. Accept it."

But at this point, "God" has been pushed back to the point where religion says, "God is infinite and incomprehensible and not even part of our Universe. God is the 'essence of being'" - which is about as unchallengeable as it could possibly be. It's claiming some divine essence and some responsibility for the existence of the universe, but it has retreated from any actual claims of an interventionist deity that could be disproved by science.
Anonymous
I love hearing the song "His eye is on the sparow and I know He watches me,"
Wasn't "Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow" the theme song from Baretta?
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Anonymous wrote:Atheists have no soul. They kill and eat innumerable living things for no purpose or meaning. They are worth less than a rock that will exist long after the extinction of humanity. They are worth less than a pile of crap which although it will also turn to dust, does not kill living things or infringe on others with worthless feelings or opinions . Atheists by their own logic are at the bottom ranking of all matter in the universe.


Well, that's a nice, Christ-like sentiment.


Why assume that poster is Christian? I didn't. You sound a little bigoted, if you don't mind me saying,


You haven't been following this thread. They are definitely Christian. The often unintelligible, grammatically bastardized writing style in that person's posts all match.


Sorry, but there are multiple posters on this thread, including an atheist who has the social and grammar skills of a twelve-year-old. It really is hard to tell who's who!


Nope. That's the Christian obsessed with Hitler. Yes, there are multiple posters on this thread, but it's pretty easy to identify who is whom.


You're taking it on *faith* then.... DCUM telepathy fail.


No, it's based on observation - which is actually somewhat of an antonym of "faith."
Anonymous
2214, very well said. Thank you for taking the time to post this.

The FSM is pleased. His Googly Eyes shine down upon you.
Anonymous
2214 here. Thanks. (R)amen.
Anonymous
It seems like God as the essence of being is a concept that comes naturally or easily to some people and not to others.

Let’s say that in the “essence of being” group, there are people who identify as Christians as well as some who identify as atheists, agnostics or “Nones” – not affiliated with any religion.

Then let’s say, speaking in broad terms, that the group who do not think of God as the essence of being is made up of "traditional Christians," which includes anyone who believes the Christian story that the son of God is our savior. They could be fundamentalist, mainline protestant or RC.

Seems to me that the “essence of being” Christians and traditional Christians are different from each other in many ways, despite the fact that they both feel Christian and both use the term God freely.
Anonymous
According to the PP, the "Christians" who accept the "essence of being" concept are the "serious believers," while the others are, apparently, ....

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