Theology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Without God ... Your existence is less meaningful than a rock. The rock will be here long after you die. Whether you live or die is of no consequence . Hitler is no better or worse than you he's just a sub -rock too.

This sounds very narcissistic. I concur that our existence is relatively meaningless, except for those close to us on earth - and that's what compels me to make the most of little, fleeting moments. I'm not special, and neither are you. We're not special snowflakes at all. We're farts - that's kind of the point. There were many farts before us, and there will be more after.

The difference is, I'm ok with that. I'm not sitting and pretending like some Great Pumpkin has a special golden plan for me, and follows each and every thing I do. I don't care that my fart continues on for eternity - I accept making the most of my short time now. I don't need some artificially constructed grand plan to make me feel relevant.

Which is why it is so illogical to obsess over Hitler eliminating millions of farts.
Unless you believe in God.

You seriously think the only way a human or fart can have value is because of a deity? That's profoundly sad. You realize that a lot of deities care very little about farts themselves, right?

How about because of the fart's parents, siblings, children, spouse, and friends?

Or because only had a fart has the right to make decisions about eliminating themselves?

[Anonymous]

Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.

What does this Cthulhu you speak of, look like? Is it a guy? Does that guy have wavy, flowing blonde or light brown locks, blue eyes, and a tall, muscular stature?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.

What does this Cthulhu you speak of, look like? Is it a guy? Does that guy have wavy, flowing blonde or light brown locks, blue eyes, and a tall, muscular stature?

One more off-topic comment like this and the FSM is likely to extend his noodly appendage to strike down this blasphemous discussion, and if he doesn't it's not because he doesn't exist or because he's ignoring his followers, it's just because in his infinite wisdom, he didn't feel like it, or he had other things to do right now or he works in mysterious, saucy ways.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Without God ... Your existence is less meaningful than a rock. The rock will be here long after you die. Whether you live or die is of no consequence . Hitler is no better or worse than you he's just a sub -rock too.

This sounds very narcissistic. I concur that our existence is relatively meaningless, except for those close to us on earth - and that's what compels me to make the most of little, fleeting moments. I'm not special, and neither are you. We're not special snowflakes at all. We're farts - that's kind of the point. There were many farts before us, and there will be more after.

The difference is, I'm ok with that. I'm not sitting and pretending like some Great Pumpkin has a special golden plan for me, and follows each and every thing I do. I don't care that my fart continues on for eternity - I accept making the most of my short time now. I don't need some artificially constructed grand plan to make me feel relevant.

Which is why it is so illogical to obsess over Hitler eliminating millions of farts.
Unless you believe in God.

You seriously think the only way a human or fart can have value is because of a deity? That's profoundly sad. You realize that a lot of deities care very little about farts themselves, right?

How about because of the fart's parents, siblings, children, spouse, and friends?

Or because only had a fart has the right to make decisions about eliminating themselves?

The human is of less value than a rock with no God. Just a silly tiresome worthless narcessist.

[Anonymous]

Narcissist ^^
Sp

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Without God ... Your existence is less meaningful than a rock. The rock will be here long after you die. Whether you live or die is of no consequence . Hitler is no better or worse than you he's just a sub -rock too.

This sounds very narcissistic. I concur that our existence is relatively meaningless, except for those close to us on earth - and that's what compels me to make the most of little, fleeting moments. I'm not special, and neither are you. We're not special snowflakes at all. We're farts - that's kind of the point. There were many farts before us, and there will be more after.

The difference is, I'm ok with that. I'm not sitting and pretending like some Great Pumpkin has a special golden plan for me, and follows each and every thing I do. I don't care that my fart continues on for eternity - I accept making the most of my short time now. I don't need some artificially constructed grand plan to make me feel relevant.

Which is why it is so illogical to obsess over Hitler eliminating millions of farts.
Unless you believe in God.

You seriously think the only way a human or fart can have value is because of a deity? That's profoundly sad. You realize that a lot of deities care very little about farts themselves, right?

How about because of the fart's parents, siblings, children, spouse, and friends?

Or because only had a fart has the right to make decisions about eliminating themselves?

The human is of less value than a rock with no God. Just a silly tiresome worthless narcessist.

Which god? Why not multiple gods? How do you make your decision about which god you believe in? Why aren't there gods that make value?

[Anonymous]

Is there a local church of the FSM? I'd like to find someone to come and bless my pasta machine.

[Anonymous]

There is one God. Everybody knows it. He is the one who is well aware you are a fraud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is one God. Everybody knows it. He is the one who is well aware you are a fraud.

Why? All the gods say they're the right and true ones, so how are you choosing which one to take seriously? There are multiple gods that say they work in a system - why aren't the singular gods the fraudulent ones?

Maybe your god is the real fart?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Without God ... Your existence is less meaningful than a rock. The rock will be here long after you die. Whether you live or die is of no consequence . Hitler is no better or worse than you he's just a sub -rock too.

This sounds very narcissistic. I concur that our existence is relatively meaningless, except for those close to us on earth - and that's what compels me to make the most of little, fleeting moments. I'm not special, and neither are you. We're not special snowflakes at all. We're farts - that's kind of the point. There were many farts before us, and there will be more after.

The difference is, I'm ok with that. I'm not sitting and pretending like some Great Pumpkin has a special golden plan for me, and follows each and every thing I do. I don't care that my fart continues on for eternity - I accept making the most of my short time now. I don't need some artificially constructed grand plan to make me feel relevant.

Which is why it is so illogical to obsess over Hitler eliminating millions of farts.
Unless you believe in God.

You seriously think the only way a human or fart can have value is because of a deity? That's profoundly sad. You realize that a lot of deities care very little about farts themselves, right?

How about because of the fart's parents, siblings, children, spouse, and friends?

Or because only had a fart has the right to make decisions about eliminating themselves?

The human is of less value than a rock with no God. Just a silly tiresome worthless narcessist.

Which god? Why not multiple gods? How do you make your decision about which god you believe in? Why aren't there gods that make value?

Logically, it doesn't matter. At least you have a logical reason that human life is meaningful without an equal argument that it is not meaningful. An atheist cannot logically argue that might isn't always right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is there a local church of the FSM? I'd like to find someone to come and bless my pasta machine.

There are hospitaliano gatherings at the Olive Garden on Sunday evenings. Come with your belly empty, so that you may receive all of the blessings of the body and blood of his Noodly Appendage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Without God ... Your existence is less meaningful than a rock. The rock will be here long after you die. Whether you live or die is of no consequence . Hitler is no better or worse than you he's just a sub -rock too.

This sounds very narcissistic. I concur that our existence is relatively meaningless, except for those close to us on earth - and that's what compels me to make the most of little, fleeting moments. I'm not special, and neither are you. We're not special snowflakes at all. We're farts - that's kind of the point. There were many farts before us, and there will be more after.

The difference is, I'm ok with that. I'm not sitting and pretending like some Great Pumpkin has a special golden plan for me, and follows each and every thing I do. I don't care that my fart continues on for eternity - I accept making the most of my short time now. I don't need some artificially constructed grand plan to make me feel relevant.

Which is why it is so illogical to obsess over Hitler eliminating millions of farts.
Unless you believe in God.

You seriously think the only way a human or fart can have value is because of a deity? That's profoundly sad. You realize that a lot of deities care very little about farts themselves, right?

How about because of the fart's parents, siblings, children, spouse, and friends?

Or because only had a fart has the right to make decisions about eliminating themselves?

The human is of less value than a rock with no God. Just a silly tiresome worthless narcessist.

Which god? Why not multiple gods? How do you make your decision about which god you believe in? Why aren't there gods that make value?

Logically, it doesn't matter. At least you have a logical reason that human life is meaningful without an equal argument that it is not meaningful. An atheist cannot logically argue that might isn't always right.

Wrong. For the Atheist, human beings have meaning to each other. For someone who believes in a god, they have no meaning except from a book. For everything to hinge on a book, seems incredibly weak to me.

My meaning is to my other humans, and myself. It's constant and exceeds whatever is contained by a book.

[Anonymous]

^^^ if another atheists meaning is that you annoy him and he kills you , there is no reason he should have one ounce of guilt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is there a local church of the FSM? I'd like to find someone to come and bless my pasta machine.

There are hospitaliano gatherings at the Olive Garden on Sunday evenings. Come with your belly empty, so that you may receive all of the blessings of the body and blood of his Noodly Appendage.

Sorry, I can't believe a true pasta deity would want to be worshipped in an Olive Garden. Sacrilege.