Dad here with some gift ideas for Father's Day

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Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

NP. You know women can have jobs these days, right

No they can’t.

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

NP. You know women can have jobs these days, right

Yeah, except we all saw how that turned out when Claudine Gay tried to sit at the big-boy desk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

NP. You know women can have jobs these days, right

Yeah, except we all saw how that turned out when Claudine Gay tried to sit at the big-boy desk.

That’s the best you could come up with?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

NP. You know women can have jobs these days, right

Yeah, except we all saw how that turned out when Claudine Gay tried to sit at the big-boy desk.

Um, you do realize earning that chair with only 11 published works was extremely unusual, right?

It did not help she plagiarized most of them, and all of them were on meaningless DEI topics.

She was not a “female victim” here, nor did racism lead to her downfall.

Rather, she unfairly leveraged her race and gender to get a seat she did not earn and did not deserve.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

NP. You know women can have jobs these days, right

Yeah, except we all saw how that turned out when Claudine Gay tried to sit at the big-boy desk.

Um, you do realize earning that chair with only 11 published works was extremely unusual, right?

It did not help she plagiarized most of them, and all of them were on meaningless DEI topics.

She was not a “female victim” here, nor did racism lead to her downfall.

Rather, she unfairly leveraged her race and gender to get a seat she did not earn and did not deserve.

Nobody here is on her side. You’re preaching to the choir.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Half of those items would get your man card taken away

Bullshit. You sound like a loser.

a straw hat? tea? throwing stars?

I’m a guy who doesn’t like tea, but what’s wrong with liking tea?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thank you for posting - This is so interesting! My DH would have a totally different list - he doesn’t drink, eat spicy foods, like sports, & would feel like a kid unwrapping a 6 pack of underwear on Christmas morning if I got him clothes/a hat/a raincoat.

He likes anything “smart” - a smart dog leash, smart garden hose, smart grill brush - who cares, but if it has a little microchip in it, he will happily spend the morning setting up his new toy.

& he’s a Star Wars nerd, so the kids will get him something related to that - a funko pop, mug, etc. that’s what he’ll happily share on his zoom call on Monday with his team.

Favorite food that day is a definite - I think that is the universal common denominator!

What does a smart dog leash do? Remember where you live? Give directions? Walk the dog while you stay home and smoke cigars?

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Anonymous wrote:My husband wouldn't want any of that.

+100!

It's amazing how every list for father's day gifts are the same--booze, BBQing gear, hot sauce. As if every man is a stereotypical sitcom dad. I would give anything for a list had some imagination/creativity in it.

umm every prior dcum list I've seen has had BJ as #1.

Amen!

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anal.

Now we are talking about what men really want

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anal.

Now we are talking about what men really want

A snarlin'!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband wouldn't want any of that.

Yeah, largely ditto for mine, yet I appreciate OP drawing up a list and including rationale, additional details, etc.

OP, TY!

[Anonymous]

DW reads this forum since it shows up on our iPad browser history. I hope she sees this and buys me that bourbon drink smoker gizmo from Costco.

[Anonymous]

Cream Pie

[Anonymous]

As kids, we always gave our dad a roll of electrical tape as a gift.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As kids, we always gave our dad a roll of electrical tape as a gift.

Coupon for free hugs or gtfo