Dad here with some gift ideas for Father's Day

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DW reads this forum since it shows up on our iPad browser history. I hope she sees this and buys me that bourbon drink smoker gizmo from Costco.

So you don’t want a BJ and anal?

[Anonymous]

The only thing both my DH and my dad want are books and music.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal.

Now we are talking about what men really want

Incest?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DW reads this forum since it shows up on our iPad browser history. I hope she sees this and buys me that bourbon drink smoker gizmo from Costco.

So you don’t want a BJ and anal?

Ladyboy?

[Anonymous]

Since I bought my Mother's Day gifts, DH can buy his Father's Day gifts, or not, his choice.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As kids, we always gave our dad a roll of electrical tape as a gift.

Add some zip ties, a shovel, & a bottle of bleach next time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The only thing both my DH and my dad want are books and music.

You run with a pretty fast crowd.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal.

Now we are talking about what men really want

Incest?

That you, Joe?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anal.

Now we are talking about what men really want

Incest?

That you, Joe?

[Anonymous]

My kids want to buy him a new record since they know he collects them. So we'll go to the record store and find something he doesn't have.
I also plan to make a cheesecake and lasagna for dinner. Of course the BJ
I have no idea what to get my own father. I used to get him a bottle of booze and a big thing of mixed nuts but he can't drink or eat salt anymore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

So dad has to pay for the house with a chef, for his sons to go to the US Open and your day at the spa. You are too generous.

I made nearly $3 million last year you fool. This is a great and fun gift for everyone. Hope the weather is excellent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

What?? I can’t tell if you and your sons bought your Dad a house that comes with a chef and driver, as well as tix to the US Open. Or, if you got your husband and sons all the trappings for a luxury weekend at the US Open.

Sorry if too snarky, I just don’t understand why spouses refer to each other as “mom” or “dad” when talking to anyone other than their children.

I’ll see myself out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boys and I got dad a house with a chef, driver and tickets to the US Open. The 3 boys are going with dad and I am hitting the spa! Massive win.

What?? I can’t tell if you and your sons bought your Dad a house that comes with a chef and driver, as well as tix to the US Open. Or, if you got your husband and sons all the trappings for a luxury weekend at the US Open.

Sorry if too snarky, I just don’t understand why spouses refer to each other as “mom” or “dad” when talking to anyone other than their children.

I’ll see myself out.

Before I go - wanted to add that, depending on how old your kids are, this may not be the gift of the century. If my husband gifted me a solo weekend with my young children on Mother’s Day, while he took to the spa - I can’t say I’d be too thrilled.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DW reads this forum since it shows up on our iPad browser history. I hope she sees this and buys me that bourbon drink smoker gizmo from Costco.

So you don’t want a BJ and anal?

Ladyboy?

Uh no.