Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Count his underwear and count again in a few weeks, then call the plumber. I know a guy who destroyed his family’s plumbing because he would use his boxers whenever he ended up in this situation.

He is divorced now, fwiw.

And this is EXACTLY the kind of dramatic non sequitur that will get a poster like you invited to all my house parties and events. Lurid tangential stories are the magic of life. I have so many questions but won't derail the thread for all the pp's who will continue to post that this is a normal part of marriage and that OP is headed for divorce for having boundaries to follow and legs with which to walk away from indecorous requests.

[Anonymous]

I’d have no respect for a man like this, but would probably keep a 24 pack on hand to throw at him when he demanded another roll. Even if he never got the message, I’d enjoy myself for a second.

[Anonymous]

Missed opportunity. You could have bargained for a spa day for a single sheet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Update: spouse is back downstairs and acting totally normal. But…THERE IS STILL NO TOILET PAPER ON THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER.

Is he rich or good in bed? 'cause he sounds like a bit of a clown.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Count his underwear and count again in a few weeks, then call the plumber. I know a guy who destroyed his family’s plumbing because he would use his boxers whenever he ended up in this situation.

He is divorced now, fwiw.

And this is EXACTLY the kind of dramatic non sequitur that will get a poster like you invited to all my house parties and events. Lurid tangential stories are the magic of life. I have so many questions but won't derail the thread for all the pp's who will continue to post that this is a normal part of marriage and that OP is headed for divorce for having boundaries to follow and legs with which to walk away from indecorous requests.

Thank you, but it gets better, speaking of house parties: he only got caught because he did it at someone’s apartment housewarming party and the Super found the boxers after snaking the toilet and then he (the guest/wiper) was pressured to confess because it was obvious that no other guest would do something like that, and then his wife put 2 and 2 together much later.

I can’t say this was the only reason for the divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”

Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.

For those who understand, I’m staying strong.

What a biatch. Let that little biznitch go to CVS and get a big pack of TP and keep it down in his shit dungeon. I would not bring him toilet paper. Let it dry and get crusty. Schmuck!

[Anonymous]

Well, you married him, OP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Oh please. It’s hardly the Trail of Tears.

More like Trail of Turds

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

This is exactly what is mother decided and she raised a man baby. Stay strong op and ignore these idjits. I've had to do similar to my dh and he has grown up a lot and is aq helpful partner. There were times I put my foot down and refused to help or treated him like he did me and it helped him understand.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Or your husband is a child and you are his mommy. If that works for you, great. But I’d rather be married to a man who can take care of his own BASIC hygiene without my assistance.

Exactly. He was raised by a woman who babied him and he has no problem humiliating you to manage this for him. F no.

[Anonymous]

Blown away that people are defending an individual who literally cannot wipe his own *ss, something taught in toddlerhood. Because clearly the OP is to blame here.

Not.

[Anonymous]

6:04 update - there is now a roll of toilet paper sitting on the windowsill in the bathroom. Progress!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:6:04 update - there is now a roll of toilet paper sitting on the windowsill in the bathroom. Progress!

Thank you for this update, OP, and for this entertaining thread. Have a great day!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I get where you're coming from and why you did it, but not allowing someone the dignity to clean themselves and making them get up and walk around vulnerable and soiled is just...idk. It feels wrong and almost cruel.

I'd be fed up if I were you too though, just not sure what I'd do about it.

Oh please. It’s hardly the Trail of Tears.

More like Trail of Turds

This made me laugh out loud. A perilous trail indeed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.

--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff

Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.

I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but also married for decades, like that PP. The supposedly humorous contempt in your post above, and in the OP's post and follow-ups, is pathetic. Adults choose battles and don't bean-count every interaction-- but clearly both you and OP are the bean-counting type, who keep tabs on every tiny day-to-day interaction with your spouses. I guess that's your kink. How exhausting and petty.

Adults manage their own TP needs.