What rules are you breaking that work for you?

[Anonymous]

I only wear sports bras.

If I need to be presentable at Teams meeting, I turn my shirt sign pattern/writing inside out

[Anonymous]

I rarely fold laundry. I hang some items in my closet but I have bins for swimsuits, workout clothes, PJs, underwear and socks. My kids have bins too. If I had to fold everything, I'd end up with piles of unsorted laundry. At least my piles are sorted and put away in a timely fashion, but Marie Kondo would probably faint at the sight of my closet.

[Anonymous]

I never wash my hands. Ever.

No, not even then.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have an imaginary kid at work. It's been great! I use my niece's photos. My sister knows and thinks it's hilarious.

I got sick of being the childfree employee at my last job and getting crap from coworkers who were parents when I wanted to take time off. And also getting extra work dumped on me when they needed to be off for concerts, award days, mommy & me breakfast, etc.

Trust me, if you're childfree and starting a new job, toss a photo of a kid in your life on your desk. Someone will assume it's your kid so you roll with it.

I'm the coworker who would Google you and get far enough down the rabbit hole to see that something is not quite right...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I’m a female and I don’t shave at all. I used to and it was time consuming and somehow I just naturally stopped.

I also spank my kid occasionally.

m

So you’re a gross child abuser? Cool cool.

[Anonymous]

i don’t shower every day and i don’t bathe my kid every night
i don’t answer the phone or check voicemail
i don’t cook much
we don’t do sit down family meals

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sneak free refills at fast food places, if I have a cup yo get water. i fill it the fruit punch or soda on the machine.

= stealing...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I’m a female and I don’t shave at all. I used to and it was time consuming and somehow I just naturally stopped.

I also spank my kid occasionally.

Gross on the shaving; no prob on spanking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I’m a female and I don’t shave at all. I used to and it was time consuming and somehow I just naturally stopped.

I also spank my kid occasionally.

m

So you’re a gross child abuser? Cool cool.

What is most disgusting is that she is a hairy female. Disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Women are gross is the main takeaway from this thread. Shocker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Women are gross is the main takeaway from this thread. Shocker.

For not shaving? That’s not gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH and I sleep in separate rooms. Not because we have marital problems but because I sleep so much better on my own.

We do this too and have been for many years. Hasnt affected our sex life at all. We have always been on seperate work schedules so we rarely did the do at bedtime.

[Anonymous]

I wear an engagment ring and carry a designer bag with a logo.

[Anonymous]

I have a queen sized comforter on a king sized bed.

[Anonymous]

I have a king size comforter on a queen bed!