Where’s that spark coming from? Deep inside the engine block? The catalytic converter can be hot enough to set leaves on fire. |
| Know someone who faked a foot injury to get a wheelchair and go ahead of the line in US customs to avoid the wait. |
| I stop at McDonalds to use the bathroom and don’t buy anything. I grab some napkins so I don’t have to use the air hand dryers too. |
| I get close to artwork in museums and touch them when the guard’s not looking. |
| I wear athleisure and I'm not in shape. I'm comfortable as hell though. |
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I'm divorced and refuse to date.
I am much happier. |
| My DC and I are on our phones when we go out to eat together. |
DP. No, because that's not how it works. When I buy stuff at thrift shops, my money supports the thrift shop cause. When I buy at yard sales, it helps to keep stuff out of landfills and extend the useful life of things. I don't need to "leave" anything for anyone - there is already more than enough for everyone interested. |
Are you able to actually make money doing this? |
This is a well known strategy. Same at places like Disney |
Well, maybe if you lost some weight you'd be attractive enough for someone to impregnate you, and you'd understand how shitty that is to do to an expectant mother in the line at the ladies room. Good call to not "waste your time" on me. Not that you look like your time is valuable, but because you obviously have enough problems. Overcompensating for starving in El Salvador, for one. Good luck, pooh-tah! |
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Please don't do this. |
| I drive very very fast. The other day in rush hour was driving 85mph on the shoulder. Sometimes the odometer moves backward as I approach high speeds |