Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

[Anonymous]

Confessed to a DUI before we met.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whether it's a past relationship or things that drive you crazy about your current spouse, what are the pettiest reasons you have ended or have considered ending a relationship? I'm actually happily married, but sometimes jokingly fantasize about divorce over really minor things like toothpaste on the bathroom mirror or the fact that DH cuts avocados the wrong way (the short way, not the long way, it drives me nuts!)

Reasons I have ended other relationships

- He had acne on his shoulders and I always had specs of blood on my sheets
- Peanut butter breath
- He had a smaller jean size than me
- the sound of his electric toothbrush
- He listened to Lionel Richie

I would DEFINITELY divorce over this

[Anonymous]

A lot of issues with white clothing items are popping up on this thread. 😂

[Anonymous]

A girl broke up with me by saying I was too good looking for her. I kid you not. I'm old now so I'm not good looking like that anymore, but I was shocked at the time. It was back in college.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hated his mattress. It was new and he wasn’t interested in changing it out. Bye.

Why would he change out a new mattress?

[Anonymous]

What’s wrong with Lionel Richie?

[Anonymous]

Couldn’t stand her Brooklyn accent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:(These are different women, not all the same person)

- She had hair around her nipples

- Below an A-cup level of flat chested, and a boy's body to go with it. I don't mind a small chest, but the rest of it in combination did not turn me on.

- Did not treat her young child well (Ok, that's not petty is it?)

- Had her tubes tied as part of a plea agreement with the courts

This is pretty normal. You know that, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:(These are different women, not all the same person)

- She had hair around her nipples

- Below an A-cup level of flat chested, and a boy's body to go with it. I don't mind a small chest, but the rest of it in combination did not turn me on.

- Did not treat her young child well (Ok, that's not petty is it?)

- Had her tubes tied as part of a plea agreement with the courts

Now I am curious about you. You obviously are not in a position to have standards.

[Anonymous]

She had hairy nipples.

[Anonymous]

Hairy nipples can go away with age. I had them for a year or so, just light peach fuzz.

[Anonymous]

He was insanely good in bed and we ran into his crazy exes when we were out or he would invariably get calls or texts from them on every date we went on. The best I could theorize is that his big d*ck was like a magic wand that turned people into crazy exes. I didn’t want to be turned into a crazy stalker ex.

[Anonymous]

His stretch marks.

[Anonymous]

He reminded me too much of my dad. It was uncomfortable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He was insanely good in bed and we ran into his crazy exes when we were out or he would invariably get calls or texts from them on every date we went on. The best I could theorize is that his big d*ck was like a magic wand that turned people into crazy exes. I didn’t want to be turned into a crazy stalker ex.

I’m not sure this is a petty reason. It sounds like a BIG reason…