Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

[Anonymous]

Whether it's a past relationship or things that drive you crazy about your current spouse, what are the pettiest reasons you have ended or have considered ending a relationship? I'm actually happily married, but sometimes jokingly fantasize about divorce over really minor things like toothpaste on the bathroom mirror or the fact that DH cuts avocados the wrong way (the short way, not the long way, it drives me nuts!)

Reasons I have ended other relationships

- He had acne on his shoulders and I always had specs of blood on my sheets
- Peanut butter breath
- He had a smaller jean size than me
- the sound of his electric toothbrush
- He listened to Lionel Richie

[Anonymous]

He got a haircut that made him look like Jerry Seinfeld. I just couldn't after that.

[Anonymous]

Always insisted on wearing condoms.

[Anonymous]

He was a lawyer.

[Anonymous]

One night we were waiting in line at the movies and she had to chat the other people in line and do a little dance to keep their attention.

[Anonymous]

He bought toilet paper when I was shopping with him.

[Anonymous]

He sent out an email to friends that included personal information I had told him about without asking me first. He thought it was cute and funny and that I would like that he had sent this out.

I was surprised that he was surprised by my reaction. A Very Big Talk ensued.

[Anonymous]

It’s so juvenile and petty, but when I was in high school, I broke up with a boy because he wore white jeans.

[Anonymous]

Her parents were short

[Anonymous]

I ended a date because I was at a pub known for unusual foreign beers and the guy chose to buy himself a bud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whether it's a past relationship or things that drive you crazy about your current spouse, what are the pettiest reasons you have ended or have considered ending a relationship? I'm actually happily married, but sometimes jokingly fantasize about divorce over really minor things like toothpaste on the bathroom mirror or the fact that DH cuts avocados the wrong way (the short way, not the long way, it drives me nuts!)

Reasons I have ended other relationships

- He had acne on his shoulders and I always had specs of blood on my sheets
- Peanut butter breath
- He had a smaller jean size than me
- the sound of his electric toothbrush
- He listened to Lionel Richie

One of these would have been fine. But five? Remarkable. Apparently it worked out for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s so juvenile and petty, but when I was in high school, I broke up with a boy because he wore white jeans.

Did he look good in them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Always insisted on wearing condoms.

You are a guy, right?

[Anonymous]

He ate four pieces of ice cream cake at my neice's 3rd birthday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He sent out an email to friends that included personal information I had told him about without asking me first. He thought it was cute and funny and that I would like that he had sent this out.

I was surprised that he was surprised by my reaction. A Very Big Talk ensued.

Can you elaborate on this? Does he normally send out long emails to his friends? How did you find out?