Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

[Anonymous]

Went on a few dates so it wasn't really "broke up." But, he came to my apt. for the first time and immediately sneezed, looked at my cat, and made some comment like "this is your fault" or words to that effect.

Literally. And instantly, I had not desire to be with him in any way. My pets are family. We went out on that date but I never went out with him again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eventually I knew that I’d never be attracted to a man with red hair.


Another guy talked way too much.


And after a night of psilocybin with some guy I was dating, I couldn’t unsee him as a velociraptor.

That’s fantastic! I’d be okay with that but a t-rex, nope.

[Anonymous]

His butt got super sweaty when he exercised.

[Anonymous]

On a second date, I got into his car and checked the mirror to make sure my makeup and hair were decent, because we had been somewhere windy and were going to a restaurant.

He said, "Wow, you're so vain that you can't not look at yourself when there is a mirror nearby! How shallow." (It was the first time I'd used a mirror in his presence).

Then at the restaurant he kept commenting on how he couldn't believe other couples around us ordered "An ENTIRE bottle of wine?!" I didn't care that he didn't drink, but disliked the judgment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:On a second date, I got into his car and checked the mirror to make sure my makeup and hair were decent, because we had been somewhere windy and were going to a restaurant.

He said, "Wow, you're so vain that you can't not look at yourself when there is a mirror nearby! How shallow." (It was the first time I'd used a mirror in his presence).

Then at the restaurant he kept commenting on how he couldn't believe other couples around us ordered "An ENTIRE bottle of wine?!" I didn't care that he didn't drink, but disliked the judgment.

Don’t list legit reasons and claim they’re petty reasons challenge

[Anonymous]

He wore Drakkar. In 2010.

[Anonymous]

He thought lemon chicken was exotic food. I’m asian and just couldn’t

[Anonymous]

He lived in the suburbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He wore Drakkar. In 2010.

Ahh! Drakkar. Takes me back to middle school dances when boys used to bathe in the stuff and wear a lot of hair gel!

[HappeeDance]

It was great at first, but we were from different worlds and just kinda mutually drifted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eventually I knew that I’d never be attracted to a man with red hair.


Another guy talked way too much.


And after a night of psilocybin with some guy I was dating, I couldn’t unsee him as a velociraptor.

That’s fantastic! I’d be okay with that but a t-rex, nope.

Exactly. Even a pterodactyl would be acceptable but velociraptors are odd.

[Anonymous]

A friend of mine ended a relationship with a really nice guy because he didn’t always agree with her opinions about things. She was in her late 30s and he was probably the nicest guy she had dated but she just couldn’t stand people disagreeing with her about anything.

Ten years later now and I hear she’s still single. I don’t really see her much anymore, actually- she’s so unpleasant to be around because she just can’t stand it when anyone disagrees with her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Butt hair.

was she nice though?

[Anonymous]

Poor female hygiene, so bad you could smell it through jeans. Yes, maybe there was an issue. I was young and didn’t know any better. Very sweet woman, just didn’t have the heart to tell her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hairy nipple guy here. We were 18 or 19 at the time. Her hair was dark, thick, and longer than what I had on my chin. She also had a "happy trail" on her stomach, like I later developed.

That happened to me and I was gone. Sadly, the girl was super hot.

This is more common than people talk about. Sadly, men have been pornified and women led to believe they have to remove all those hairs, so the cycle continues. Meanwhile, this kind of hair on a partner doesn’t bother me at all as a lesbian.