Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
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Anonymous
This one cracked me up! This wins so far. This is straight George Costanza level petty. |
Anonymous
| He pronounced charcuterie wrong. |
Anonymous
| I thought one of her family stories was a lie. I couldn't accuse of her of lie, and I couldn't stand to be with someone I thought told casual lies. |
Anonymous
| Bad teeth |
Anonymous
| I didn't like the winter coat he was wearing. |
Anonymous
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He pronounced salmon with the "L" and dragged it out...think "saaLLLLmon" and then he tipped $5 on a $80 tab.
I couldn't. |
Anonymous
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He had a very unusual profession. I just kept thinking, how did you get into THAT?
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Anonymous
| Added pronouns to his bio |
Anonymous
No I don’t wear condoms. He insisted. I HATE them. |
Anonymous
| Instead of saying Thanksgiving, he ALWAYS said "Turkey Day. Like always. And he was from Minnesota so it had the accent to go with it, and I just couldn't deal with it. |
Anonymous
| He was short and thick-legged…then I met his family and they ALL were too. I just couldn’t picture doing that to my future kids |
Anonymous
Hahahahhaa |
Anonymous
You mean others don’t say Shark Coochie?! |
Anonymous
| He chewed with his mouth open |
Anonymous
| Guy I was dating made a ton of money. And liked to spend it on himself. His daughter asked for an American Girl doll for Christmas and he thought it was too expensive and extravagant so he bought her a $20 doll from Target. That same day he ordered himself about $800 worth of junk for his hobby. I just couldn’t after that. |