Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

[Anonymous]

Weird posture.

[Anonymous]

Too talkative. Wouldn't let me enjoy my coffee and Sunday New York Times in peace.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Guy I was dating made a ton of money. And liked to spend it on himself. His daughter asked for an American Girl doll for Christmas and he thought it was too expensive and extravagant so he bought her a $20 doll from Target. That same day he ordered himself about $800 worth of junk for his hobby. I just couldn’t after that.

I wouldn't call this petty

[Anonymous]

Drove a mustang.

[Anonymous]

Wore pointy shoes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whether it's a past relationship or things that drive you crazy about your current spouse, what are the pettiest reasons you have ended or have considered ending a relationship? I'm actually happily married, but sometimes jokingly fantasize about divorce over really minor things like toothpaste on the bathroom mirror or the fact that DH cuts avocados the wrong way (the short way, not the long way, it drives me nuts!)

Reasons I have ended other relationships

- He had acne on his shoulders and I always had specs of blood on my sheets
- Peanut butter breath
- He had a smaller jean size than me
- the sound of his electric toothbrush
- He listened to Lionel Richie

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[Anonymous]

Every guy I’ve dated I have ended up being in a long term relationship with. If I like them enough to date them, I inevitably fall in love. So, nothing petty. But I love these stories.

[Anonymous]

For the third date in a row he had ordered a salad.

[Anonymous]

He always laughed with his mouth closed. It made this weird muffled simpering sound. I don’t know why. He had decent teeth.

[Anonymous]

He never talked normal to his dog. It was always baby talk.

[Anonymous]

Knee high athletic socks with shorts.

And wanted to schedule phone calls and alternate paying for dates.

[Anonymous]

Smacked her gum with mouth open.

Generally can't do mouth breathers.

[Anonymous]

Her mom was fat, even though she was in decent shape.

[Anonymous]

He was missing part of a finger… an important one.

[Anonymous]

A guy I was freshly dating asked me do you like me? It ended there.