wife sitting in husband's lap

Anonymous
just want to gauge my reaction to this. twice now, i've seen a neighborhood acquaintance sit in her husband's lap. just during informal get togethers with the kids around.
Anonymous
No problem, assuming she didn't stick her tongue in his ear at the same time.
Anonymous
That is some seriously fucked-up shit.
Anonymous
Confused-do you mean your husband's lap? Otherwise, I sit in my husband's lap all the time-both in social gatherings and privately. We are from Europe so I am now wondering if this is a faux pas in America. Now curious to hear other answers.
Anonymous
I couldn't care less. If it were in a formal setting, perhaps a faux pas, but in an informal setting among those she knows well...

Anonymous
I was just sitting in my husband's lap earlier tonight. Don't tell me there's something wrong with that...
Anonymous
Unless she is six times the size he is, they have their clothes on, and there is no grinding, I don't see any issues with this.
Anonymous
If I weren't 5'9'' I would sit in my DH's lap. Doesn't look cute when I do it though...
Anonymous
Ewwwwww.

At a family gathering.

Fine in private or amongst close friends after drinking lots of wine.

Anonymous
I've been reading DCUM too long. Wasn't there a similar thread about a year ago? Including the tongue in ear comment? Or have I just lost my mind?
Anonymous
My French genes tell me this is normal public (though informal) behavior.
My Japanese genes tell me this is reserved for wild teenagers.
Conclusion: I do it sometimes, although we prefer just sitting side by side on the SAME chair (that way our eyes are level).

Cultural and educational differences, I suppose.
Anonymous
Was there lack of seating?
Anonymous
OP needs to get laid.
Anonymous
It is ridiculous what people think is appropriate in mixed company. We had a couple of friends who would hold hands when they were with us; in front of our children, no less! Needless to say, they are no longer our friends.
Anonymous
^^ this is a joke, right?
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