Sockpuppeting?

[Anonymous]

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/793688.page

Is the OP spinning some kind of weird fetish fantasy? E.g., is the most recent post (3rd on page 4) the OP?

Thanks for checking.

[jsteele]

He is no a sock puppet, but just a guy who has really bad luck with his wife. For instance, in this thread:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/786741.page

He describes how his wife sits on the toilet for 45 minutes every morning.

And in this thread, he discovers how his wife uses words to manipulate him:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/786513.page

In this thread, he and his wife debate different strategies for eldercare (kids versus savings):

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/778414.page

What's especially weird about that conversation is that just a week earlier he posted about his wife undergoing artificial insemination. Imagine the impact of that on the cost-benefit analysis from the previous thread:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/776293.page

And that was just two days after his wife was visiting her out of state parents and trying to start fights with him:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/775807.page

Those btw, are the same parents with whom the poster's wife faked a trip just a few days earlier:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/774873.page

But the kicker here, especially in view of the OP's most recent post about the cell phone store guy trying to pick up his wife, is that he actually lets his wife date other guys:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/753070.page

I could go on, but I think this is enough to establish that the OP is a very honest poster who really just has a series of bad breaks with his wife. I'm sure all of us can relate to someone whose wife dates other guys, fakes trips to her parents, gets artificially inseminated, spends nearly an hour going to the bathroom, and gets hit on by the the cell phone guy. I'm surprised that OP didn't realize the cell phone guy could have saved him a lot of money on the artificial insemination.

[Anonymous]

Jeff, you are the best.

[Anonymous]

ROFL. This is amazing!

[Anonymous]

My four year old is asking me "what's funny, Mommy?" as i crack up, and I don't even know,what to say....

[Anonymous]

Excellent.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the laugh, Jeff!

[Anonymous]

This made my morning.

[Anonymous]

I adore you, Jeff.

Thanks!

[Anonymous]

LOL!!!!! This is epic!!!!

This poster needs his or her own DCUM name.

[Anonymous]

Oh wow!

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:He is no a sock puppet, but just a guy who has really bad luck with his wife. For instance, in this thread:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/786741.page

He describes how his wife sits on the toilet for 45 minutes every morning.

And in this thread, he discovers how his wife uses words to manipulate him:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/786513.page

In this thread, he and his wife debate different strategies for eldercare (kids versus savings):

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/778414.page

What's especially weird about that conversation is that just a week earlier he posted about his wife undergoing artificial insemination. Imagine the impact of that on the cost-benefit analysis from the previous thread:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/776293.page

And that was just two days after his wife was visiting her out of state parents and trying to start fights with him:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/775807.page

Those btw, are the same parents with whom the poster's wife faked a trip just a few days earlier:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/774873.page

But the kicker here, especially in view of the OP's most recent post about the cell phone store guy trying to pick up his wife, is that he actually lets his wife date other guys:

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/753070.page

I could go on, but I think this is enough to establish that the OP is a very honest poster who really just has a series of bad breaks with his wife. I'm sure all of us can relate to someone whose wife dates other guys, fakes trips to her parents, gets artificially inseminated, spends nearly an hour going to the bathroom, and gets hit on by the the cell phone guy. I'm surprised that OP didn't realize the cell phone guy could have saved him a lot of money on the artificial insemination.

Best post ever!

[Anonymous]

Brilliant!

[Anonymous]

Jeff, can you put a "like" button for your posts on the Website Feedback forum?

[Anonymous]

This is amazing.