DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

I confess that I made up my confession on the confession thread.

[Anonymous]

I am African-American and my husband is Caucasian. Our child appears to be mixed-race, but I was cheating with another African-American man.
What is the best paternity test I can use to find out if this baby I'm now carrying is also my lover's? I am hoping my children will get preference in getting into Sidwell, and I'm hoping to play the race card to get them in.

[Anonymous]

All I wanted for my birthday were delicious romantic adorable scented candles, the kind you use in the bathroom or bedroom, cute little gloves with bows on them, flip flops with precious flowers or girly girl stuff that all of us like you know? Instead I had to bake my own cake, make my own dinner and sing happy birthday to myself. Isnt it horrible?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All I wanted for my birthday were delicious romantic adorable scented candles, the kind you use in the bathroom or bedroom, cute little gloves with bows on them, flip flops with precious flowers or girly girl stuff that all of us like you know? Instead I had to bake my own cake, make my own dinner and sing happy birthday to myself. Isnt it horrible?

Yes, it's horrible. The sky is falling because a 30-something didn't get a fabulous b-day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All I wanted for my birthday were delicious romantic adorable scented candles, the kind you use in the bathroom or bedroom, cute little gloves with bows on them, flip flops with precious flowers or girly girl stuff that all of us like you know? Instead I had to bake my own cake, make my own dinner and sing happy birthday to myself. Isnt it horrible?

Yes, it's horrible. The sky is falling because a 30-something didn't get a fabulous b-day.

I thought this was supposed to be the farce thread. You two b*tches are all over the regular thread one just like the quotes above....

[Anonymous]

They made me chuckle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All I wanted for my birthday were delicious romantic adorable scented candles, the kind you use in the bathroom or bedroom, cute little gloves with bows on them, flip flops with precious flowers or girly girl stuff that all of us like you know? Instead I had to bake my own cake, make my own dinner and sing happy birthday to myself. Isnt it horrible?

Yes, it's horrible. The sky is falling because a 30-something didn't get a fabulous b-day.

I thought this was supposed to be the farce thread. You two b*tches are all over the regular thread one just like the quotes above....

Yes, it is the farce thread. Good call!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I thought this was supposed to be the farce thread. You two b*tches are all over the regular thread one just like the quotes above....

I'm with this poster! A frilly birthday isn't a necessity, but it sure is nice! I bet these b*tches would be unhappy themselves if nobody seemed to care about their birthdays. Although with their snarkiness, maybe they spent their birthdays all alone....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: I thought this was supposed to be the farce thread. You two b*tches are all over the regular thread one just like the quotes above....

I'm with this poster! A frilly birthday isn't a necessity, but it sure is nice! I bet these b*tches would be unhappy themselves if nobody seemed to care about their birthdays. Although with their snarkiness, maybe they spent their birthdays all alone....

Mmmm, probably would not be unhappy about it at all because the two "bitches" probably aren't shallow, self-centered, controlling, and superficial.

[Anonymous]

After reading some of the other posts on this board, I just don't get something. My husband is a complete ass, yet he is hung like an elephant. I don't know why he is a jerk if he has more than enough penis to go around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mmmm, probably would not be unhappy about it at all because the two "bitches" probably aren't shallow, self-centered, controlling, and superficial.

Certainly anybody who comes here to post anonymous insults could never be called shallow, self-centered, controlling or superficial!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am African-American and my husband is Caucasian. Our child appears to be mixed-race, but I was cheating with another African-American man.
What is the best paternity test I can use to find out if this baby I'm now carrying is also my lover's? I am hoping my children will get preference in getting into Sidwell, and I'm hoping to play the race card to get them in.

a "test" did you say . . . please recommend the best paternity test prep sessions out there, how high must the score be to permit admission, will Sidwell allow re-testing after the first year?

[Anonymous]

Can you get tutoring for the paternity test? Or will this backfire because DC will give it all away during the playdate when they ask about our home life?

[Anonymous]

Who have a problem with my familky pay $3k on b-days for kids? My do that in my COuntry, and it is GREAT. Maybe it my culture, but we spend all our money on b-day parties for 1 years olds, rather than on English lessons.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who have a problem with my familky pay $3k on b-days for kids? My do that in my COuntry, and it is GREAT. Maybe it my culture, but we spend all our money on b-day parties for 1 years olds, rather than on English lessons.

BITCH!