Am I the only one that thinks farting in front of spouses should be avoided?

Anonymous
I know of several women and been on other online forums with women stating they fart iopenly n front of their partners/spouses. Their reasoning is there not going to hold on to their fart so they don’t ruin their body and also farting in front of their other half shows their both comfortable around each other. I might be in the minority, but I find it absolutely repulsive and disgusting.

If my partner ever farted in front of me, I would get turned off from him. A one off or accident is ok, compared to it being the norm. If people don’t fart openly in front of their friends or co-workers, why can’t they show the same respect in front of their spouses. Getting up and farting in the toilet or different room isn’t asking for much.

I don’t understand how a woman or man can just fart in front of their spouses and smell such disgust, then go on later be intimate. I feel farting kills attraction and affects the relationship negativity.

What are your thoughts? Does anyone fart or have spouses that fart in front of each other? Do you still feel attracted to them?
Anonymous
I am totally with you, OP.
Anonymous
Yes.
Anonymous
I think it's simply courtesy to avoid flatulence around a mate when possible. Period.
Anonymous
I agree OP

I've heard my wife fart and she has heard me fart but we don't openly fart in front of each other. It's just gross
Anonymous
Yes. I like farting ON my spouse.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Yes. I like farting ON my spouse.


Absolutely. It's a game.
Anonymous
It’s gross if I do it but not if my DH does. According to him.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Yes. I like farting ON my spouse.


Absolutely. It's a game.


My husband always lifts his leg when he does it. Like a dog.
Anonymous
Personally, I prefer silent dutch ovens.
Anonymous
If I am awake and conscious I do not fart in front of my husband, but I have woken us both up with my farts before while asleep. There is simply nothing I can do about it when I'm sleeping.
Anonymous
Men are allowed to fart. Women aren't.

Just one of the rules of life.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I know of several women and been on other online forums with women stating they fart iopenly n front of their partners/spouses. Their reasoning is there not going to hold on to their fart so they don’t ruin their body and also farting in front of their other half shows their both comfortable around each other. I might be in the minority, but I find it absolutely repulsive and disgusting.

If my partner ever farted in front of me, I would get turned off from him. A one off or accident is ok, compared to it being the norm. If people don’t fart openly in front of their friends or co-workers, why can’t they show the same respect in front of their spouses. Getting up and farting in the toilet or different room isn’t asking for much.

I don’t understand how a woman or man can just fart in front of their spouses and smell such disgust, then go on later be intimate. I feel farting kills attraction and affects the relationship negativity.

What are your thoughts? Does anyone fart or have spouses that fart in front of each other? Do you still feel attracted to them?


Do you understand how a woman or man can dress up like a superhero to turn their partner on?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.

Do you understand how a woman or man can break out blindfolds, handcuffs, whips, etc during sex?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.

Do you understand how a woman or man can bring condiments, fruits, yogurts, whipped creams, salad dressings, etc. into the bedroom?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.
Anonymous
Personally, I think ideally nobody would fart in front of me. Or behind me. Or near me. That includes kids, husband, dog, colleagues, neighbors, friends, people on the metro.

But, you know, life. And farting sure is funny.
Anonymous
I try hard not to, but if it slips out, I say “excuse me”.
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