Am I the only one that thinks farting in front of spouses should be avoided?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Married 29 years. I ask him to pull my finger. Makes us laugh (and I'm remarkably uptight about other things).

Omg, I am outraged!! Everyone knows that ‘pull my finger’ is for belches.

What?? No. It's for farts (NP here, btw).

It's absolutely for farts. PP, you've been doing it wrong all this time.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Uptight people...

I guess you don’t have bowel movements. Nor do you bleed like stuck pigs once a month. Your DH didn’t see the birth of your child or children.

It’s life...

Don’t have/want kids

My birth control elimintes periods

I shut the door when I have to poop

Aaaaaaand you are DCUrban MOMS AND DADS, why???

For the 1,244,875th time, which Jeff has also reiterated, there are so many more topics discussed on these boards than being a parent. I know it’s hard for you to get that through your thick, thick skull. Please try.

[Anonymous]

We fart in front of each other all the time. My husband poops in front of me like every day, although I don’t usually poop in front of him unless I just can’t hold it.