Am I the only one that thinks farting in front of spouses should be avoided?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Uptight people...

I guess you don’t have bowel movements. Nor do you bleed like stuck pigs once a month. Your DH didn’t see the birth of your child or children.

It’s life...

Totally this. If your love for, and attraction to, your spouse is dependent on never seeing them in their most human of moments, then that's on you.

[Anonymous]

I fart in front of the fam because my SN child thinks it’s hilarious. Is that so wrong??

Since I’m always armed and ready I figure that I can use my super power to offend obnoxious potential line cutting dudes in suits at the Whole Foods too.

Win-win?


- a mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know of several women and been on other online forums with women stating they fart iopenly n front of their partners/spouses. Their reasoning is there not going to hold on to their fart so they don’t ruin their body and also farting in front of their other half shows their both comfortable around each other. I might be in the minority, but I find it absolutely repulsive and disgusting.

If my partner ever farted in front of me, I would get turned off from him. A one off or accident is ok, compared to it being the norm. If people don’t fart openly in front of their friends or co-workers, why can’t they show the same respect in front of their spouses. Getting up and farting in the toilet or different room isn’t asking for much.

I don’t understand how a woman or man can just fart in front of their spouses and smell such disgust, then go on later be intimate. I feel farting kills attraction and affects the relationship negativity.

What are your thoughts? Does anyone fart or have spouses that fart in front of each other? Do you still feel attracted to them?

Do you understand how a woman or man can dress up like a superhero to turn their partner on?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.

Do you understand how a woman or man can break out blindfolds, handcuffs, whips, etc during sex?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.

Do you understand how a woman or man can bring condiments, fruits, yogurts, whipped creams, salad dressings, etc. into the bedroom?
Is that as perplexing?
Well...people do...doesn't kill their attraction or affect their relationship negatively.

Salad dressing?

I know - no woman would want to be washing those sheets!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Married 29 years. I ask him to pull my finger. Makes us laugh (and I'm remarkably uptight about other things).

Omg, I am outraged!! Everyone knows that ‘pull my finger’ is for belches.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:After 3 kids I really can’t control it all the time. DH doesn’t even try though, so IDGAF.

What do you mean by that? Is it hard to control farts after having children?

Omg, you poor clueless sap...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:meh, when he farts I release mine too. His are a special level of toxic, leaving mine undetected.

Do you feel attracted to him? Has smelling his farts taken a toll on your sex life?

Yes, I'm very attracted to him. He is an amazing person, who happens to stink up the house/car at times. We are in our early 40's and average 5 times a week, so I don't think it impacts our sex life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Uptight people...

I guess you don’t have bowel movements. Nor do you bleed like stuck pigs once a month. Your DH didn’t see the birth of your child or children.

It’s life...

Don’t have/want kids

My birth control elimintes periods

I shut the door when I have to poop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Married 29 years. I ask him to pull my finger. Makes us laugh (and I'm remarkably uptight about other things).

Omg, I am outraged!! Everyone knows that ‘pull my finger’ is for belches.

What?? No. It's for farts (NP here, btw).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uptight people...

I guess you don’t have bowel movements. Nor do you bleed like stuck pigs once a month. Your DH didn’t see the birth of your child or children.

It’s life...

Don’t have/want kids

My birth control elimintes periods

I shut the door when I have to poop

Aaaaaaand you are DCUrban MOMS AND DADS, why???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uptight people...

I guess you don’t have bowel movements. Nor do you bleed like stuck pigs once a month. Your DH didn’t see the birth of your child or children.

It’s life...

Don’t have/want kids

My birth control elimintes periods

I shut the door when I have to poop

And you walk on water... Wow, you’re special

[Anonymous]

Lived with the dude for 25 years now. Most boundaries are gone. We do have a deal no pooting in bed while we are awake. What happens when we sleep...out of our control.

[Anonymous]

I just farted and woke up my wife and the dog, so there you have it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just farted and woke up my wife and the dog, so there you have it.

Who was more offended - the dog or the wife?

[Anonymous]

Farting is part of a fathers bound with his children. Mine love it, like an inside joke. My wife does not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know of several women and been on other online forums with women stating they fart iopenly n front of their partners/spouses. Their reasoning is there not going to hold on to their fart so they don’t ruin their body and also farting in front of their other half shows their both comfortable around each other. I might be in the minority, but I find it absolutely repulsive and disgusting.

If my partner ever farted in front of me, I would get turned off from him. A one off or accident is ok, compared to it being the norm. If people don’t fart openly in front of their friends or co-workers, why can’t they show the same respect in front of their spouses. Getting up and farting in the toilet or different room isn’t asking for much.

I don’t understand how a woman or man can just fart in front of their spouses and smell such disgust, then go on later be intimate. I feel farting kills attraction and affects the relationship negativity.

What are your thoughts? Does anyone fart or have spouses that fart in front of each other? Do you still feel attracted to them?

I did this for the first ten years or so, then raising two boys and taking medicine that increases the chance of it happening and slowly I stopped holding back. We are in our 25th year of marriage and doing fine.