Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread

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Melissa and Melinda

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Victor and Mateo

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Victoria, Robert and Michael

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Anonymous wrote:Kate and Mallory

These are your sisters and you are the brother. All born in the 80’s. Mom got drunk while pregnant and read the whole babysitters club series, thus Mal’s name. Kate moved to Washington state to work for big tech, she’s a tomboy and loves the hiking and rain out there. You almost went to college then decided to be a plumber. Your wife thinks plumbing is sexy, probably too much. Your kids are named Peter and Gregory, no meaning behind them, just teo you agreed on.

lol- most Mallories were named after Alex P Keaton’s sister, not the Babysitter’s Club. Keep trying young thing!

Haha really? I grew up in a different country so I don’t know much about 80’s culture.

They didn't have the 1980s in your country?

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Theodore
Oliver
Atticus

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Anonymous wrote:Kate and Mallory

These are your sisters and you are the brother. All born in the 80’s. Mom got drunk while pregnant and read the whole babysitters club series, thus Mal’s name. Kate moved to Washington state to work for big tech, she’s a tomboy and loves the hiking and rain out there. You almost went to college then decided to be a plumber. Your wife thinks plumbing is sexy, probably too much. Your kids are named Peter and Gregory, no meaning behind them, just teo you agreed on.

lol- most Mallories were named after Alex P Keaton’s sister, not the Babysitter’s Club. Keep trying young thing!

Haha really? I grew up in a different country so I don’t know much about 80’s culture.

They didn't have the 1980s in your country?

We had goats, lots of goats. Less urban area with very sketchy wires, so no tv and bad telephone signal. But we did have the awful hairstyles, believe me I wish my country had skipped that decade. Not a good one for us.

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Anonymous wrote:Victoria, Robert and Michael

Live in CT, near the coast but not coastal. You take the kids boating on the weekends. Beginning to suspect your husband is cheating on you, charges to Applebee’s on going account he won’t mention. Victoria is a freshman and has gotten into tik tok, Robert plays lacrosse and water polo like dad, and Micheal used to do his middle school musicals. He’s a little Heath rob and probably the best looking. Tori is in the kitchen right now making a video and oops, she just knocked over your grandmothers naked mermaid cookie jar. Better go check that.

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Anonymous wrote:Melissa and Melinda

You lie and tell people there twins but Melinda is really the love child of your husbands affair. You prefer your own Melissa and make that clear, she is to always have better. Currently there sitting watching Netflix, Melinda trying to ignore that she got three fewer gifts than Mel. (Which on DCUM is straight up abuse) husband wants to have a better sex life, but your still not over his fling with Elena. You sometimes think you see her, in the grocery store, at the park. Is she watching you? She can’t be, he took care of her years ago.

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The contraction for “you are” is “you’re,” not “your.”

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Josephine and Zara.

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Charlotte, Max, Zoe.

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Anonymous wrote:Josephine and Zara.

Jo is for the little women character and Zara because it means princes. Both girls adopted from Haiti separately. You and husband are AA, couldn’t be happier with your girls. English major in college, you worked in a cafe. One day a lawyer name Barack walked in and you made small talk for a few minutes, this left such an impression on you that you wanted to name them Sasha and Malia but husband vetoed.
Work in office, drive a hybrid, and bring your kids to all the family friendly black lives matter protests. Life is good, but justice would be better.

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Anonymous wrote:Charlotte, Max, Zoe.

Live in giant four story town house covered in thousands of plastic toys. You wanted to be a museum curator but now work in big law with a lousy ex who won’t pay child support until you stop calling him “f****** Steve” To the kids. Zoe is experimenting with hiding grass in your bed and when you ask why she just says “because I wanted to” max is being bullied in school and resents wearing glasses, but Charlotte is strong and stands up for him.

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Anonymous wrote:The contraction for “you are” is “you’re,” not “your.”

Well now you know how bad my English is. I’m going to retire and see if anyone else wants to pick this up. My name is Karolina and I publish college themed r rated romance novels under an assumed name. Originally from a different country, I was kicked out at nineteen for a bad fight with my parents. I loved the original of this thread, but I pale in comparison to the original writer. Anyway, happy new year!

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Calvin