Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread

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The original was so amazing I was thinking maybe it’s time to do a reboot with new people/people who didn’t like their answer the first time. The rules are, post your kids names and someone else will deduce tons of details about your life.
Me first:
Lydia
Everett

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You live in CO, cant afford Boulder. Husband IT specialist who wanted to make it in the startup culture of the Bay Area, but couldn’t hack it. Special ed teacher who loves her job but is always mentally exhausted and relies heavily on caffeine. You wear mostly dull black and grey athelisure but buy those cheap dangly necklaces from world market to “spice it up”. Buys a couple of things from Trader Joe’s each month as a treat. The kids go to the same public where you teach, neither gifted, both into semi generic athletic activities. Oh and all your husband have you for Christmas for socks. Socks, socks, socks.

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Jack

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Hannah

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Anonymous wrote:Hannah

You live in the Midwest, probably Illinois an hour outside of Chicago. Hannah is two and your pregnant, planning on three or four. Hannah loves to crawl around her playroom, which you put together based on Pinterest. Work in admin, husband has equally boring office job but flies a drone for fun.

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Anonymous wrote:The original was so amazing I was thinking maybe it’s time to do a reboot with new people/people who didn’t like their answer the first time. The rules are, post your kids names and someone else will deduce tons of details about your life.
Me first:
Lydia
Everett

James

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Jack

Hannah

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hannah

You live in the Midwest, probably Illinois an hour outside of Chicago. Hannah is two and your pregnant, planning on three or four. Hannah loves to crawl around her playroom, which you put together based on Pinterest. Work in admin, husband has equally boring office job but flies a drone for fun.

Literally how would you afford three or four if these are your jobs?

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Anonymous wrote:Jack

Wanted two but secondary infertility. He’s now thirteen and your content, but you and husband divorced three years ago. Currently hoping he’ll stick with math so he can earn more money than his lazy father. You and Jack dress up as Superman fans Wonder Woman every Mother’s Day and make gir chocolate in the winter.

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Maeve and Wyatt

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The original was so amazing I was thinking maybe it’s time to do a reboot with new people/people who didn’t like their answer the first time. The rules are, post your kids names and someone else will deduce tons of details about your life.
Me first:
Lydia
Everett

James

You were born in Georgia but married a British man and live in Dover in his familial home. He’s not super handsome, but the accent is sexy and he thinks your totally above his league. The house is nice, but you miss the peach trees of home. And sometimes there are strange noises at night, mostly on the nights James (your husband, not little Jamie) goes out to the pub.

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Philip

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Emma

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Anonymous wrote:Maeve and Wyatt

You and hubby quit big city jobs a moved to a tiny house in Wyoming five years ago. Kids sleep in bunk beds next to the kitchen. Sex us hard but nothing beats looking at the stars and playing on the prairie. Money comes from your insta #wyattsinwyoming made before Maeve was born.

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Rosemary (Rosie) and Colleen