Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread
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Anonymous
You fancy yourself a WASP, but your grandfather was (gasp) and Irish. You had another son, Scott, but he died in a tragic accident at three. Husband doesn’t like talking about it, or anything for that matter, but he buys your lots of jewelry. |
Anonymous
You made all your life choices based off of a Pottery Barn Kids catolouge. #noregrets. |
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| James |
Anonymous
These are you and your sister. Raised in a nice colonial in the NE, both went to liberal arts colleges. Colleen was jolted at the alter several years ago and has sworn off men since. You only went by a nickname because of Rosemary Kennedy. Parents live in Florida, every year they send a box of mixed nuts with all the almonds picked out because dad knows you hate almonds. |
Anonymous
| Sophia and Zachary |
Anonymous
| Josie and Piper |
Anonymous
Arlington VA. You are a veteran, husband took care of kids for those rough younger years while you were deployed. Fed now, solid choices with your background and clout. Sophia is fourteen and got lots of 80’s throwback clothes (which you cringe at) and a nameplate necklace for Christmas. Zachary is that boy from another thread with condoms in his nightstand. The only people he’s brought around the house are Connor and Jake so your not fully sure what he’s doing with them. Husbands parents very religious, you go to church twice a year with them. Oh and husband loves making zucchini bread and only zucchini bread. |
Anonymous
Lmao |
Anonymous
You live Bethesda with a house bought by your parents. Josie is Josephine and Piper was supposed to be Patricia to appease your parents but you decided against it last minute. Both girls in catholic school where the teachers insist on calling them “proper names” so Piper keeps getting called Pippa. You tried to make sourdough, have indoor plants, etc but it failed and now your floundering and considering becoming a mommy blogger. Oh and each girl got twenty gifts for Christmas. Lots and lots of LOLS |
Anonymous
Hahahaha love it. Nothing could be further from the truth but I love it. |
Anonymous
You are a single mom who adopted from foster care so you didn’t choose name. She’s half AA and has the most beautiful hair but you are a little unsure how to style it. You manage a department store, it’s not fun but decent and Emma loves running around it after hours. Your ex has texted you a few times, you led him on a little bit nothing with her in the way of you and your girl. |
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Katherine
Thomas |
Anonymous
Live in a row house in the city center to “expose” your children to the “rich history” of the area. Husband was a frat bro and you dabbled with lesbianism is college. You and your friend Winona got ~really~ close until future husband walked in on you one day. Blazers make you feel important. Husband doesn’t drink much anymore since his brother had a bit of a problem, but overall your happy. |
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| Kate and Mallory |
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| Petra and Cressida |