Post your kids names and well guess what your like update thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Polly and Henry

You’re a bit of a “manic pixie dream girl,” but grown up. Men become obsessed with you easily but you have no time for that anymore, and you actually have a great marriage and family relationship despite every man at your work pining after you.

[Anonymous]

Sampson

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sampson

Rich and well to do, have a close circle of friends. Only let Sampson play with the kids of the moms in the close circle. Sampson got many new clothes for Christmas. You are unhappy with DH, but you manage. Sampson is enrolled in the best private school you could find, and your house is so neat and clean poor Sampson can never take out more than one toy at a time without being scolded.

[Anonymous]

Eleanor
Conrad
Samson

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eleanor
Conrad
Samson

You live in a large house. Unhappy with three, wanted 4. Has 2 cats, kids take piano and riding. Rich, lives in a large house with a backyard. For Christmas, Eleanor got a new riding jacket and a new collection of books, Conrad got new piano books and a new lamp, Samson got a mirror and lots of chocolate.

[Anonymous]

Malcolm
Noah
Ava

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hadley
Winston

You’ve always wanted two golden retrievers, a boy and a girl, but sadly are allergic.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL My cabbage patch doll was named "Hadley." A bad name even for a doll!

Wow that's mean

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eleanor

Intellectual. Feels guilty shopping on Amazon but does so once in a while. Pretty high HHI, dual income.

I’m not the original Eleanor poster but my friends have one and fit this to the letter.

[Anonymous]

Preston.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Eleanor

Intellectual. Feels guilty shopping on Amazon but does so once in a while. Pretty high HHI, dual income.

Original Eleanor here -- pretty accurate but more than "once in a while" Amazon shopping

[Anonymous]

Sloan

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Preston.

When you were in high school, your idol, Britney Spears, had her first kid and named him Sean Preston. You immediately thought, wow what a beautiful and classy name for a boy, and carried it with you all this time until baby Preston was born a few years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Rhys

English or wish you were

Welsh. Not English! If you have another boy, he'll be Gethin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hadley
Winston

You’ve always wanted two golden retrievers, a boy and a girl, but sadly are allergic.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL My cabbage patch doll was named "Hadley." A bad name even for a doll!

Wow that's mean

+1. This thread is supposed to be fun and about poking at stereotypes

[Anonymous]

Emme (full name.)