Husbands, what little things do you wish your wives would stop/change?

[Anonymous]

Love how this started as a topic for mend to respond with things they'd change about their wives but morphed into bitter wives criticizing any complaints and womansplaing why the wife was doing the crappy or inconsiderate thing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it too much to ask that she maintain an even somewhat tidy back passage? Toilet paper is not "killing the earth."

No way??? Is it that bad?

Can you offer any advice? The stench, the smears, something needs to change.

Buy a pack of Wilkes and leave them next to the toilet

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it too much to ask that she maintain an even somewhat tidy back passage? Toilet paper is not "killing the earth."

I hope she stops that for health reasons, very unhealthy. Just ask F.F.

Also you don't own your wifes body, worry about your own back passage.

The theory being espoused is that the "fudge" serves as a sort of natural, homeopathic antibiotic. I find this ridiculous. My back passage is as clean as a whistle, that's part of the disappointment.

I have to agree with OP. No one should have to smell dookie.

I dated your wife, dude, and am sorry nothing has changed. That dookie waft is a striaght up ASSault adn nasty. Next time come to bed naked wearing only a belt with a holster and a Lysol can in it.

[Anonymous]

Something stinks in here

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:^^^She probably feels like she's give-give-giving to you already with all that she is doing around the house.

Try appreciation FIRST, asking if there is any way you can help/better yet just pitching in without asking SECOND, and THEN pursuing physical affection.

I am a woman and let me ASSURE you her husband would prefer she give-give-give something besides clean dishes once in awhile. Chores. Can. Wait. Nurture your MARRIAGE. Prioritize your SPOUSE, you know the one you swore to love and cherish forever, instead of pushing them aside for every household chore and every child’s whine.

This. I am a distant third behind wife’s work and the kids. Distant third. She doesn’t get how hurt I am or she doesn’t care. I am so sick of feeling irrelevant in this marriage. I worry what happens if I find a woman who appreciates me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is it too much to ask that she maintain an even somewhat tidy back passage? Toilet paper is not "killing the earth."

I hope she stops that for health reasons, very unhealthy. Just ask F.F.

Also you don't own your wifes body, worry about your own back passage.

The theory being espoused is that the "fudge" serves as a sort of natural, homeopathic antibiotic. I find this ridiculous. My back passage is as clean as a whistle, that's part of the disappointment.

I have to agree with OP. No one should have to smell dookie.

I dated your wife, dude, and am sorry nothing has changed. That dookie waft is a striaght up ASSault adn nasty. Next time come to bed naked wearing only a belt with a holster and a Lysol can in it.

I’m sorry, but that’s hilarious

[Anonymous]

Don’t shave... Let your bush go

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it too much to ask that she maintain an even somewhat tidy back passage? Toilet paper is not "killing the earth."

No way??? Is it that bad?

Can you offer any advice? The stench, the smears, something needs to change.

Flushable Butt Wipes

[Anonymous]

You can make her back passage minty fresh for $37.31

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Smart-Toilet-Bathroom-Bidet-Seat-Device-Cold-Water-Intelligent-Sanitary-Flushing-/322812012256

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’d love a hug when I get home from work. It’d just be nice to start to the evening. Currently, just the dogs come to say hello and if I try to hug her I’ll get an elbow.

The other thing is that if our son or I try to talk to her - please listen to what we’re saying instead of just cutting us off and mowing over us with a loud/aggressive/unpleasant opinion. It creates resentment from both of us.

I’m sure I’ve got some things to work on too.

Is it because she's moving around doing house or child care?

And she can't stop for 2 seconds to give a hug and kiss hello.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’d love a hug when I get home from work. It’d just be nice to start to the evening. Currently, just the dogs come to say hello and if I try to hug her I’ll get an elbow.

The other thing is that if our son or I try to talk to her - please listen to what we’re saying instead of just cutting us off and mowing over us with a loud/aggressive/unpleasant opinion. It creates resentment from both of us.

I’m sure I’ve got some things to work on too.

Is it because she's moving around doing house or child care?

Yes, or work email/text, etc. I am too. Last night I got home and immediately started cleaning the kitchen, cooking dinner and helping our teen with math homework. I get it - there’s lots to be done, but the 10 seconds it takes to hug someone won’t take the household schedule off track.

Approaching me to GIVE you something--a hug--while I am busy doing something that benefits you/the household/your children shows that you don't notice or care what I'm doing. How about:

"Thank you for making dinner. Can I help with anything? When you're not busy, I'd love a hug."

Seriously you want a husband to negotiate a time for a hug. I'm a wife and my DH is a hugger. I couldn't imagine continuing to clean the kitchen while he has offered a hug. That's crazy.

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Seriously you want a husband to negotiate a time for a hug. I'm a wife and my DH is a hugger. I couldn't imagine continuing to clean the kitchen while he has offered a hug. That's crazy.

+1. If she's "too busy" for a hug, it just means she doesn't like him anymore and finds him unattractive and unlovable.

[Anonymous]

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Seriously you want a husband to negotiate a time for a hug. I'm a wife and my DH is a hugger. I couldn't imagine continuing to clean the kitchen while he has offered a hug. That's crazy.

+1. If she's "too busy" for a hug, it just means she doesn't like him anymore and finds him unattractive and unlovable.

Or never loved him.

[Anonymous]

Clutter doesn’t bother her. Stuff is all over the place.
Always leaves used tissues sitting around. Every morning there is one on the kitchen counter.
Never puts a new soap bar in the shower.
Won’t allow anything but a penis to go into her V.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Clutter doesn’t bother her. Stuff is all over the place.
Always leaves used tissues sitting around. Every morning there is one on the kitchen counter.
Never puts a new soap bar in the shower.
Won’t allow anything but a penis to go into her V.

She doesn’t know what she’s missing!