Grown man sitting down on toilet to pee

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Anonymous wrote:I sit down because I like the sensation of peeing underwater.


That’s hilarious. Glad to see a good sense of humor in on this site instead of uptight and conservative posters.
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Anonymous wrote:I sit down because I like the sensation of peeing underwater.


That’s hilarious. Glad to see a good sense of humor in on this site instead of uptight and conservative posters.


Actually, I'll bet that was posted by a Trump voter. #douche
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Which one? The water, the uptight or both?
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I’m trying to convince my DH to do this. Do you have any idea how much urine splashes on the floor when they stand to pee?
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Anonymous wrote:On occasion. Nothing wrong medically. Normally stands up, but says sometimes he just doesn’t feel like it. And no, it’s not sitting down to go #2 and he does it at that time out of convenience. Not a germaphobe trying to avoid the posts-pee shake and splatter that most men decorate the bathroom floor with. He just sits down on the toilet seat in the same manner a woman has to sometimes when he has to urinate.

What do you think about this?


I think you should give him more BJs.
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Anonymous wrote:It’s all about the acoustics, when you fart, it much deeper and loudly


But then you kill the dolphins on the Potomac.
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A lot of men with prostrate problems have to do this
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If he does it with someone else's cock in his mouth, it probably means he's gay.
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Anonymous wrote:A lot of men with prostrate problems have to do this


And not just men who have trouble laying down, also guys with bad prostates.
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Anonymous wrote:If he does it with someone else's cock in his mouth, it probably means he's gay.


And a hopeless multitasker.
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Anonymous wrote:DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.


He craps in the shower? Ewww. Hope he cleans it up afterwards. Still gross though.


Yes. He's not a liberal woman-man. He's a true American male, and it all goes down the drain just fine.


That is disgusting.


YOU are disgusting. America is not.


Agreed. Have some respect. Real men don’t sit.
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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s odd that you’re commenting on it. DH does it too. So what...


This.
Who wants to be cleaning up pee spray from everywhere anyway? My DH taught DS to do this as well.


Yeah, that is super weird and your DS is going to have some real issues around other boys if he feels he has to sit to pee. Your DH is messing the kid up. I'll validate OP's suspicions and say there is something wrong with a man who prefers to sit.


Agree. Mom of three boys. 17, 25, and 29.


Oh, I’ll be sure to tell my DH that some moms are after him about what he teaches DS.
I’ll get right to that..



Yes, you really should because I'm telling you, he is going to cause that kid some pain later on. Or, you know, just be all progressive and let your kid get picked on because no real man showed him how to properly take a piss like a real man.


Both are doing fine, not to worry.
We actually live in the DMV, not in Urbana or wherever you are.

They’re
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Anonymous wrote:DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.


He craps in the shower? Ewww. Hope he cleans it up afterwards. Still gross though.


Yes. He's not a liberal woman-man. He's a true American male, and it all goes down the drain just fine.


That is disgusting.


YOU are disgusting. America is not.


Agreed. Have some respect. Real men don’t sit.


+1.

Shit don't sit.
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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s odd that you’re commenting on it. DH does it too. So what...


This.
Who wants to be cleaning up pee spray from everywhere anyway? My DH taught DS to do this as well.


Yeah, that is super weird and your DS is going to have some real issues around other boys if he feels he has to sit to pee. Your DH is messing the kid up. I'll validate OP's suspicions and say there is something wrong with a man who prefers to sit.


Agree. Mom of three boys. 17, 25, and 29.


Oh, I’ll be sure to tell my DH that some moms are after him about what he teaches DS.
I’ll get right to that..



Yes, you really should because I'm telling you, he is going to cause that kid some pain later on. Or, you know, just be all progressive and let your kid get picked on because no real man showed him how to properly take a piss like a real man.


Both are doing fine, not to worry.
We actually live in the DMV, not in Urbana or wherever you are.

They’re

They're what? I actually do live near NP3 so you are pretty close although I fail to see what it has to do with the discussion of you and your husband messing up those boys. They will have to learn the ways of men on their own and I wish them good luck with that.
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Is he German? German boys are raised to pee sitting down.
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