Grown man sitting down on toilet to pee

[Anonymous]

Man. I sit at night when I don't want to turn on the light. Sometimes in the day if I want to sit and read.

[Anonymous]

Probably cross dresses without you knowing it, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Very cultural - the standing up to pee thing is very American. My nonAmerican born husband usually sits.

Yes this. I recently found out my husband sits to per and we have been married for 5 years!!

[Anonymous]

My DW holds mine while I stand and shakes it more than three times for me.... ?

[Anonymous]

DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous]

I have a teenage boy. I remember when he was 3 and in preschool his female teacher was very concerned that he be taught to pee standing up. Not sure why it bothered her so much. He did switch at some point not that long after.

[Anonymous]

It’s all about the acoustics, when you fart, it much deeper and loudly

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s all about the acoustics, when you fart, it much deeper and loudly

Sitting or standing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s all about the acoustics, when you fart, it much deeper and loudly

Sitting or standing?

Sitting. But, be sure to lean forward so the smell escapes up your back side and not between your legs to slap you in the face.

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Anonymous wrote:I think it’s odd that you’re commenting on it. DH does it too. So what...

This.
Who wants to be cleaning up pee spray from everywhere anyway? My DH taught DS to do this as well.

Yeah, that is super weird and your DS is going to have some real issues around other boys if he feels he has to sit to pee. Your DH is messing the kid up. I'll validate OP's suspicions and say there is something wrong with a man who prefers to sit.

Agree. Mom of three boys. 17, 25, and 29.

Oh, I’ll be sure to tell my DH that some moms are after him about what he teaches DS.
I’ll get right to that..

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Anonymous wrote:Very cultural - the standing up to pee thing is very American. My nonAmerican born husband usually sits.

Yes, but if it’s how ‘Americans’ do it - whether it’s only learning one language, men wearing those huge long board shorts at the beach, flying the confederate flag, refusing bidets & instead using paper - then that’s the only way.
Build the wall!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Very cultural - the standing up to pee thing is very American. My nonAmerican born husband usually sits.

Yes, but if it’s how ‘Americans’ do it - whether it’s only learning one language, men wearing those huge long board shorts at the beach, flying the confederate flag, refusing bidets & instead using paper - then that’s the only way.
Build the wall!!!

Wait... there are "Americans" who use bidets instead of TP? Damned Communist degenerates! Time to go house to house, and if we find a single Frenchy ass-fountain, burn the place to the ground.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.

He craps in the shower? Ewww. Hope he cleans it up afterwards. Still gross though.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.

He craps in the shower? Ewww. Hope he cleans it up afterwards. Still gross though.

Yes. He's not a liberal woman-man. He's a true American male, and it all goes down the drain just fine.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH stands for Number Two, in the shower. Wouldn't have it any other way.

He craps in the shower? Ewww. Hope he cleans it up afterwards. Still gross though.

Yes. He's not a liberal woman-man. He's a true American male, and it all goes down the drain just fine.

That is disgusting.