Grown man sitting down on toilet to pee

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And that is exactly my point. Standing to make number-two is what's right FOR ME, and, increasingly, others in the community. We don't want to be judged for it, and if we use "your" shower, or public showers, those in hotels, etc., why, that's what drains are for. It would just be nice if people would open their minds and get to grips with the good feeling a true evacuation can bring.

No, dumb ass, that is NOT what a shower drain is for. It isn't going down that drain unless you smash it down with your feet. I'd kick you ass if you pulled that shit in my house.

Alternative reply: This is a pretty good troll of the the subject matter. There are no gender differences anymore and raising your sons to pee like girls should turn out just fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't find this that odd.

I DO find it odd that some men wipe standing up, after they poop. Some women too. As a regular habit. These must be the same people that replace the toilet paper 'under' instead of 'over."

Bah, sitting and wiping? No way. The angle and leverage are all wrong.

My hand and junk are too big to wipe while sitting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And that is exactly my point. Standing to make number-two is what's right FOR ME, and, increasingly, others in the community. We don't want to be judged for it, and if we use "your" shower, or public showers, those in hotels, etc., why, that's what drains are for. It would just be nice if people would open their minds and get to grips with the good feeling a true evacuation can bring.

No, dumb ass, that is NOT what a shower drain is for. It isn't going down that drain unless you smash it down with your feet. I'd kick you ass if you pulled that shit in my house.

Yes, that IS what drains are for, dumb ass. And what I smash with MY feet in YOUR shower is MY business. I will NEVER stop standing for number-two. And you need to start. NOW.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes, I get tempted to discount the idea that our culture is infected with "toxic masculinity," but then I see a thread like this. There's this completely arbitrary notion that "real men" stand up to pee. Whether someone does or not doesn't affect anyone else's life. Sometimes, there are decent reasons for sitting (e.g. tired, don't want to make a mess, don't want to turn on the lights, etc.) And yet, we have more than a few people who have strong opinions that men should always stand.

Even worse, some of those opinions are based on the fear that a boy who does otherwise will be tormented by other boys who are enforcing this completely arbitrary cultural norm. Rather than regarding those other boys as the problem, the advice is that it's simply bad parenting not to get your kid to conform.

Mothereffing word.

[Anonymous]

guys do it to watch porn while they are in the bathroom

just wait until their balls hit the water, then they will stand up again but will be a lot messier.