What's the last thing you said to your pet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Run run run run run run!"

To my beloved cat who loved to climb trees as we were sedating him the last time.

Ohhhhh. That's really nice.

We've been through this with four dogs and each time I have said the same thing: whispering "Good dog, good girl/boy, good dog, good dog" until it was over. I figured that was what they'd associate with feeling happy and safe and like good things were going to happen. :sigh:

+1 Two dogs for us and one pretty close to her time. So hard.

[Anonymous]

My dh was walking our dog at night a year or so ago and thought he came upon a domestic abuse situation. He heard "YOU are a FATASS! I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FAT YOU ARE! you have only gotten bigger and slower over the years! It's inappropriate- let's measure this- wow your ass goes from here...... To here!! And I blame myself! It's all my fault- I did this to you! How have you gotten SO FAT???" My husband was cringing and finally glances over the fence and it's a guy talking to his fat golden lab, who is on its back, soaking up all the love and petting. We still lol about that.

Our dog- last thing was "wow you have a lot of bumfur knots!! Let me help you with that!"

[Anonymous]

"Such a pretty, pretty girl!"

[Anonymous]

"Fight for justice!" as I let him out into the yard.

Our country is safer because of our dog. Otherwise, we might all be in thrall to our squirrel overlords.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous]

"Stop chewing that, jerkface!" to a loose rabbit.