What's the last thing you said to your pet?
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Anonymous
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The song is this one, for those who don't remember it from TEN FREAKING YEARS AGO Good Lord I'm old ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI |
Anonymous
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"Kittykins! Don't nip your person who loves you the mostest in the world!"
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Anonymous
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To my cats:
Please stop following me around the house all day, watching me, meowing. Didn't you know that stalking was a federal offense....???? |
Anonymous
| I work from home and whenever I leave the house, I always say to my dog, "I'll be back in ### minutes." Subconsciously, I think she's become my receptionist-replacement figure. |
Anonymous
| "Patience is a virtue," as the cats were clamoring for breakfast. |
Anonymous
Finding it hard to believe you're actually a pet lover .... |
Anonymous
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Hey there Fat Nuts!
(His real name is Buddy. He was neutered at 6 months. Fat Nuts is our silly nickname for him.) |
Anonymous
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"Georgina, why so sad?"
Her name is Georgia. |
Anonymous
| "Get in the house" and "shut up". 2 dogs. |
Anonymous
| PP here. I should explain; *Get in the house* was after the big dog's walk, while *shut up* was to our small, spastic dog who was barking, whining and running around me in circles while I was unleashing big dog. Both are precious and very much loved. |
Anonymous
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"Tell me about your day, cheeky monk" (to my chatty cat)
"Who is the bestest of all possible puppies?" (to the dog) "Come cuddle, kitten cat" (to my quiet cat) |
Anonymous
| "Could you please stop head-butting me and give me some personal space? Don't you know cats are supposed to be aloof?" They follow me everywhere all day long and are always trying to sit on me. If I am working out, they jump on my back when I'm doing pushups or curl up under me when I'm doing planks. I've told them time and time again that they are not dogs and they are letting down their species, but they just look at me adoringly. One even drools. Sigh. |
Anonymous
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Hey, big red! Dad's got to stop giving you so many carrots!
=For my getting overweight white and orange (known as reds) very large guinea pig. |
Anonymous
| My baby... as I stroked his soft fur and even if he was bigger than me |
Anonymous
| "Come here gorgeous" |