What's the last thing you said to your pet?

[Anonymous]

"Want snackies?" To the cat who loves treats.

[Anonymous]

This thread has me crying and then laughing, crying and then laughing.

Last thing I said was "Move over!" as I tried to persuade my dog to make some space on the couch. Spoiled little sweetheart that she is.

[Anonymous]

Sweet puddy and sweet pearl to my 2 cats

[Anonymous]

"Stop eating my wall."

One of our outlets was missing the cover and the dog managed to pull off a 6 inch by 2 foot stretch of paint / drywall cover. We're in the puppy destructo phase, can you tell?

[Anonymous]

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Op here. I notice many ppl think it's a sad thread due to title. I wish I could edit it!

Duh...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous

Op here. I notice many ppl think it's a sad thread due to title. I wish I could edit it!

Duh...

Well, I guess it is a thread about bitches. Welcome.

[Anonymous]

No rocks! Drop! Rocks aren't food, boodles! His names not boodles--but I call him all sorts of names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No rocks! Drop! Rocks aren't food, boodles! His names not boodles--but I call him all sorts of names.[/quote

Funny, I call my dog all sorts of crazy names. My husband thinks I'm nuts half the time but sometimes I catch him calling him my crazy names

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Stop eating my wall."

One of our outlets was missing the cover and the dog managed to pull off a 6 inch by 2 foot stretch of paint / drywall cover. We're in the puppy destructo phase, can you tell?

Not to derail, but you really should crate him when you're not supervising him. He could injure himself badly--in addition to destroying your house!

[Anonymous]

Please stop licking your butt. That is so gross.

[Anonymous]

No egg rolls for you this time, poopie boo boo. ( the last time we had Chinese our dog stole BOTH egg rolls and hid them)

[Anonymous]

Shut up f---er!

He barks a lot.

[Anonymous]

"Shut the hell up!"

Cat was whining for 45min to be let out, but they're indoor cats. Only whines occasionally after he sneaks out while we have door open for some reason (groceries, enjoying deck).

[Anonymous]

My Mom didn't want us to have non-caged pets, but we convinced her to get a cat that friends had rescued from dorwoning (a farmer was drowning a bag of kittens while they were out on a family horse riding day in the countryside.) "We will only take her on a trial basis."... for 24 years, whenever kitty was bad "remember, you are only here on a trial basis."

[Anonymous]

Cat. You're a kitty cat. And you meow meow meow and you meow meow meow.

It's a line from a stupid internet song that somehow stuck in our house, and now we greet the cats with it all the time.