Most awesomely ridiculous toddler meltdowns
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Within the last few days -
The middle Metro escalator was broken (and barricaded) and no other way down into the Metro was acceptable. Only orange seats were available on the Metro and she wanted red. We could only gets seats without a window on the Metro and I wouldn't let her ask other people to move. (I'm realizing my life would have fewer tantrums if we didn't have 2 45 minute Metro rides a day....) The check in/out computer at daycare wasn't working. The purple crayon broke. She is outraged that I tossed her copy of George at the Fire Station, which she ruined by upending her cup of milk on it. This one I hear about every couple of days and it's been over a month. |
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I have managed to hide the broken purple crayon, thus far. It's like the Sword of Damocles hanging over my head.
Last night it wasn't a full on meltdown but he got really upset that Goldilocks went into a strangers house and ate their food and broke baby bear's chair. I had to change the ending and repeatedly reassure him that Goldilocks' mother sent the Bear Family a new chair and more porridge. |
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2yo DS had a meltdown because grandma gave him his cup, instead of me. She had to go put it back in the kitchen, and then I had to go into the kitchen and get it and bring it back to him.
He also started screaming in the car because his Spiderman sandals were not velcro-ed evenly. 5yo DD cries because my 10yo DS looks or smiles at her. |
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| Total meltdown at two when, after helping daddy take the garbage to the curb, the garbage men took our garbage away. |
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"I'm tired!" (waaaaaaah!)
"OK, let's go to bed then." "I don't want to go to bed!" (waaaaaaah!) |
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| 11 month old had a fit yesterday while I was in the other room. Asked DH what was going on "oh, I put your pump parts in your bag". Ooooh, okay, I get it. She wasn't even playing with them, she just saw him close the zipper. |
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My 3 yo had to be carried out of the mall yesterday because her plastic spoon fell on the floor and we dared to get her a new one. She threw the new one across the room and screamed as though we were killing her because we would not let her use it. We are horrible parents, indeed 
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My 3 year old DD had a meltdown after she told me to "get my water for me." I was shocked since she'd never talked to me like that before. I told her that she was capable of getting her own water. Afterall, she was standing right beside the refrigerator with a cup in her hand.
She screamed for at least 30 minutes. "No, you get my water." I felt lucky that she never went through terrible 2's. She never really had tantrums. Now, it's been at least one tantrum a day for the last couple of weeks. Normal? Weird. |
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| My 2 year old had a meltdown because I wouldn't let him drive the car. He also had a meltdown the other day because I would let him "go in a rocket into outer space". |
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My 2 yr old had a total meltdown after I offered 7 pairs of jammies, and he was mad they didn't have busses on them. We don't own bus jammies.
This was post "mama awfuls - not not these awfuls, different awfuls (waffles)" meltdown. followed by me not letting him drink out of the potty Last night was awesome. |
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You mean mommie  this is hilarious
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that's amazing |
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My two year old had a meltdown in Barnes and Noble because it was time to leave. He started screaming so DH picked him up and carried him out. We had to walk from the back of the store to the exit, with a 2 year old flopped over DH's shoulder, screaming "the books, the books, the books, the books!" with his arms outstretched.
It sounded like we were murdering him. |
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Yeah, lots of kids don't really hit the tantrum stage until 3. Sorry. It will pass, though. |