Most awesomely ridiculous toddler meltdowns

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I cooked his waffle. Apparently frozen is the right way. Who needs teeth anyway?

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Anonymous wrote:My almost 3 year old flipped out on DH last night because he didn't know what Fancy Nancy's parents names were (I previously told her when we read it that they were Mr. and Mrs. Clancy). Poor DH did not know this and she was furious when she asked him.She also freaks out when her 4 month old sister "isn't smiling at her" 24/7.

I think this is my favorite. Too funny!

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Anonymous wrote:2 year old DS cried hysterically because there weren't ants on the patio like there sometimes are.

Hahahaha that's classic

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Anonymous wrote:My two year old had a meltdown in Barnes and Noble because it was time to leave. He started screaming so DH picked him up and carried him out. We had to walk from the back of the store to the exit, with a 2 year old flopped over DH's shoulder, screaming "the books, the books, the books, the books!" with his arms outstretched.

It sounded like we were murdering him.

Dude, I had that experience constantly back when DS still liked to play at the Thomas train table.

Especially when some other kid touched "his" train...

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DD cried and refused to flush the poop she just "gave birth" to . . .

!~.~!

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My then 4yo started sobbing on the way home from preschool one day because he didn't know what he was going to name his 3 daughters.

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Anonymous wrote:2.5 year old had a tantrum for an hour because I flushed his poop down the toilet.

He wanted it back.

LOL!! Now THIS is my favorite!

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Anonymous wrote:DD (2 1/2) wanted a corn dog for dinner, but she wanted it to be blue and got mad when it wasn't. I stuck some blueberries on top of it and that solved everything. Can't wait for my next culinary challenge.

That's awesome!!

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Anonymous wrote:My two year old had a meltdown in Barnes and Noble because it was time to leave. He started screaming so DH picked him up and carried him out. We had to walk from the back of the store to the exit, with a 2 year old flopped over DH's shoulder, screaming "the books, the books, the books, the books!" with his arms outstretched.

It sounded like we were murdering him.

LOL -- so easy to picture this...

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Anonymous wrote:My then 4yo started sobbing on the way home from preschool one day because he didn't know what he was going to name his 3 daughters.

Hysterical!

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Anonymous wrote:My almost 2 year old cried because we wouldn't put him in the dumpster in the alley by our house.

Oh my god, that is hysterical!

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We're over the freakouts, thank goodness, but my then 2-year old would WAIL and BAWL when:

1) it was time to go to the splashpool
2) it was time to leave the spashpool

*sigh*

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I cut the sandwich into triangles instead of rectangles.

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Anonymous wrote:My almost 2 year old cried because we wouldn't put him in the dumpster in the alley by our house.

Oh my god, that is hysterical!

+1!

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Anonymous wrote:My almost 3 year old flipped out on DH last night because he didn't know what Fancy Nancy's parents names were (I previously told her when we read it that they were Mr. and Mrs. Clancy). Poor DH did not know this and she was furious when she asked him.

She also freaks out when her 4 month old sister "isn't smiling at her" 24/7.

Haha. My 4 yo likes to sing a song to his 4 mo old sister to make her smile. But if she doesn't smile for some reason, he gets mad. He also gets mad if she happens to smile or laugh when he stubs his toe or something. "Don't smile! That's not funny!" He tells her.