Ok. Other people have offered suggestions. But you have called them “inflexible”. It’s a 2 hour drive. If you served nothing but crap donuts I’d make a quick stop along the short drive and get myself something else. Since we’re offering suggestions. |
Did you just meet all of these 9 people? It’s not a great mystery how to feed such a small crowd you know well. |
This is the attitude for every meal. Coming off of the huge Thanksgiving meal. Rolling into the holiday season. It’s no surprise Americans are so overweight. It’s never “just this once”. OP even says donuts are offered all the time. It’s not a treat at that point. |
Donuts given to kids at school. Do they call it nutrition or diabetes services? |
OP, you know your crowd. If you think they'll be fine with donuts, get 2 dozen and call it a day. If you think there is someone in the crowd who will freak out at the thought of donuts for breakfast, add a few ready-to-eat yogurt cups or muffins. |
I'm nowhere near an almond mom, but am pretty sure I would puke if I ate three donuts. |
Donuts for the parents. They set up a table at the entrance for parents. It’s always crowded fwiw. |
Yes, in fact there is a parent child new relationship involved and I have not met everyone who is coming this year. |
I wouldn't mind shoving a dozen donuts up your a$$ |
There's no rule there needs to be meat if eggs are served. Eggs and fruit would be a great breakfast. If you did that, plus 1 dozen donuts nobody would complain at all. But donuts and coffee? What are the kids supposed to drink? |
+1 but I’d add fruit, for sure. |
| If you care about your kids, I’d give them zero donuts. Sugar is addictive, a driver to a behavior roller coaster, and a ticket to an array of metabolic diseases. There’s never just one donut. |
Just out of curiosity, why not offer bananas and/or yogurt as well? So easy, and will make any health-conscious guests happier. |
Welp, since you decided that this imaginary scenario happened, then yes…”Americans overweight”. |
Does this include your family or is it all a bunch of randos? Sounds like 2 families, one of which is yours. |