"Most Powerful Male Names"

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Colton
Greyson
Jayden
Cash
Alexander

Obviously

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Jesus and Mohammed

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Anonymous wrote:Everybody's dad was named Bob. And then there were Robbies and Robs. Dick Van Dyke show era. And then of course, there's good old Dick.

Bob's yer uncle.

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David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

Maxwell and Baxter are romance novel stars -- which means they have oiled, glistening chests and know how to love-bomb but they're lovers with Archibald. They do grunt work like digging with pick axes in the hot sun -- see below. Clarence and Duncan are accountants, which is a perfectly fine profession; nothing fancy, pays the mortgage but not overly masculine. They manage the money for university research, including for Oliver and Prescott, archeologists on a dig, while Reginald is their project manager. Reginald is doing the entire team dirty by plotting to steal the artifacts and sell them to shady actors who pass them along to museums -- i.e., Rupert. Oliver sips tea -- or sips on tea or slurps tea -- in the shade of his canvas tent to avoid the bugs. No one has figure out his role yet.

“Baxter” is a name fit only for a cat.

Or maybe a hamster.

Or a dog that poops in the fridge and eats a whole wheel of cheese. Ron was a powerful name. The kind that invented the wheel or built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

Ron is forever Ron Weasley now. L.

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The 5 most powerful names in the last 30 years are

Donald
Joseph
Barrack
George
William

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Anonymous wrote:Four brothers: Peter, Rod, Dick, and Willie. The Johnson family. Obviously.

In the UK, it’s Roger.

Roger can be their cousin across the pond.

Yep, Roger and Alistair are brothers.

Alistair is a slang term for penis?

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Anonymous wrote:William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

Maxwell and Baxter are romance novel stars -- which means they have oiled, glistening chests and know how to love-bomb but they're lovers with Archibald. They do grunt work like digging with pick axes in the hot sun -- see below. Clarence and Duncan are accountants, which is a perfectly fine profession; nothing fancy, pays the mortgage but not overly masculine. They manage the money for university research, including for Oliver and Prescott, archeologists on a dig, while Reginald is their project manager. Reginald is doing the entire team dirty by plotting to steal the artifacts and sell them to shady actors who pass them along to museums -- i.e., Rupert. Oliver sips tea -- or sips on tea or slurps tea -- in the shade of his canvas tent to avoid the bugs. No one has figure out his role yet.

“Baxter” is a name fit only for a cat.

Or maybe a hamster.

The butler.

The Butler is Geeves. Baxter is the cat. And Phineas is the dog.

Where's Ferb?

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Anonymous wrote:This is in Off-Topic because it's not about expecting. Fox5 morning so-called news just listed the "five most powerful male names." Here is the list. Unreal they think these are powerful names.

Robert
Michael
James
John
Christopher

Really? These are the names of dentists. I guess Michael could own his own landscaping company and Christopher would make a good glass artist at Glen Echo. Certainly not powerful names. Fox5 "news" tends to suddenly turn from news into a Starbucks filled with shrieking teen girls -- which is when you have to change the channel if you've already graduated from high school -- and this is one of those "news" stories apparently.

Give me a good paragraph or two about your most powerful males with these names. Fiction preferred (obviously).

Jesus
Mahatma
Mohammed
Martin
Abraham
Dwight
Winston
Barack
Vladimir
Donald
William
Franklin

A name does not imbue power; actions do.

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Anonymous wrote:Four brothers: Peter, Rod, Dick, and Willie. The Johnson family. Obviously.

In the UK, it’s Roger.

Roger can be their cousin across the pond.

Yep, Roger and Alistair are brothers.

Alistair is a slang term for penis?

So are Dick, Willy, Johnson, and Peter.

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Anonymous wrote:They are names of Anglophile Judeochristian American people, the kind who lead businesses and governments. The news report was probably also biased by popularity of the name, not conditional probability of power given the name.


More importantly, why did you feel the need to share this bit complete idiocy with more people?


Michael Bloomberg is a billionaire.
James "Jamie" Dimon is a billionaire
John Roberts is the Chief Justice of SCOTUS

Yet Mohammed and various spellings of it, is the most common male name in the world is borne by far more powerful men.

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Anonymous wrote:The 5 most powerful names in the last 30 years are

Donald
Joseph
Barrack
George
William

Ah the xenophobic has joined he chat.

But more powerful are

Vladimir
Ali
Xi
Benjamin
Kim

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Odin

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Anonymous wrote:Odin

Magnus
Axel
Thor
Timmy

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Anonymous wrote:They are names of Anglophile Judeochristian American people, the kind who lead businesses and governments. The news report was probably also biased by popularity of the name, not conditional probability of power given the name.


More importantly, why did you feel the need to share this bit complete idiocy with more people?


Michael Bloomberg is a billionaire.
James "Jamie" Dimon is a billionaire
John Roberts is the Chief Justice of SCOTUS

Yet Mohammed and various spellings of it, is the most common male name in the world is borne by far more powerful men.

If it's the most common name in the world then it's not very powerful now is it. But that's missing the point of the thread.

Mohammed

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I expected to see Jimothy Oliver on that list.