"Most Powerful Male Names"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

Agree with your book theory! But in real life, I'll stick with my list above. These boy names are powerful in a truly timeless way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vladimir: the “vl” sounds like someone ready to rush upon a foe. “Vlad” is a bludgeoning sound like hard wood thunking against a skull mushy with blood. Imir is similar to emir, a leader.

Putin was well-named.

Get with it grandpa.

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When you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
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Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, no. The list is wrong.

The most powerful three are:

Henry
Alexander and
Leo

Henry is an architecture major who gets too flustered on dates to actually do anything, Alexander is into theater and Leo is a poet. So no.

These are the names of conquerors and kings! What are you even talking about pp?!?

I agree. Henry goes to boarding school and his dad is a banker from southwest London. He spends his weekends playing rugby and doing upper class drugs.

Alexander and Leo are friends. They both go to public school now, but Alexander will swim for Harvard and Leo will play squash for Yale. Both are too sensible to do drugs, however, they will befriend Henry when they all end up at the same accountancy firm. Alexander drinks bourbon and Leo drinks kombucha.

Squash and swimming are gay sports (not that there's anything wrong with that). As I was reading the line in bold I had already skipped to
they will befriend Henry when they all end up in the same BED. Henry is married and has a good marriage, complete with a good sex life despite his proclivities, but Leo is a husband in name only.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

Maybe we need a southern frat boy thread. I'd add:
Austin
Dallas
Mason
Trey
Connor
Cody
Brandon
Luke
Tyler
Brock
Chip

Mason, Brandon and Luke and second generation hispanic kids growing up in the suburbs, wondering what will happen if their parents get deported.

[Anonymous]

Is this the famous, funny dcum writer from other threads of the same topic?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

Maxwell and Baxter are romance novel stars -- which means they have oiled, glistening chests and know how to love-bomb but they're lovers with Archibald. They do grunt work like digging with pick axes in the hot sun -- see below. Clarence and Duncan are accountants, which is a perfectly fine profession; nothing fancy, pays the mortgage but not overly masculine. They manage the money for university research, including for Oliver and Prescott, archeologists on a dig, while Reginald is their project manager. Reginald is doing the entire team dirty by plotting to steal the artifacts and sell them to shady actors who pass them along to museums -- i.e., Rupert. Oliver sips tea -- or sips on tea or slurps tea -- in the shade of his canvas tent to avoid the bugs. No one has figure out his role yet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Four brothers: Peter, Rod, Dick, and Willie. The Johnson family. Obviously.

In the UK, it’s Roger.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No, no. The list is wrong.

The most powerful three are:

Henry
Alexander and
Leo

Please add Napoleon, Ghengis, and Caesar

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vladimir: the “vl” sounds like someone ready to rush upon a foe. “Vlad” is a bludgeoning sound like hard wood thunking against a skull mushy with blood. Imir is similar to emir, a leader.

Putin was well-named.

Yes, but do you know what Putin means in French?

[Anonymous]

That list is made of names that are common for white Christian American males of a certain age. It absolutely matches the demographic that holds the most power in our country, and in the world.

If you compare the percentage of Americans with those names to the percentage or generals or CEO’s or billionaires you would find that they are far overrepresented.

I would probably replace Christopher with William.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

Maybe we need a southern frat boy thread. I'd add:
Austin
Dallas
Mason
Trey
Connor
Cody
Brandon
Luke
Tyler
Brock
Chip

Mason, Brandon and Luke and second generation hispanic kids growing up in the suburbs, wondering what will happen if their parents get deported.

I don't know any hispanics with these names.... and I am hispanic.. not all of us are worried about deportation, some of us have families here for 100s of years and maintained our culture. News flash - all of the west was once owned by s
Spain, some owned by Mexico (later) and Texas was once its own country - all spanish speaking. Oh and MG Hispanic family is Puerto Rican - yep passport carrying Americans for over 200 years yet we speak Spanish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

Maxwell and Baxter are romance novel stars -- which means they have oiled, glistening chests and know how to love-bomb but they're lovers with Archibald. They do grunt work like digging with pick axes in the hot sun -- see below. Clarence and Duncan are accountants, which is a perfectly fine profession; nothing fancy, pays the mortgage but not overly masculine. They manage the money for university research, including for Oliver and Prescott, archeologists on a dig, while Reginald is their project manager. Reginald is doing the entire team dirty by plotting to steal the artifacts and sell them to shady actors who pass them along to museums -- i.e., Rupert. Oliver sips tea -- or sips on tea or slurps tea -- in the shade of his canvas tent to avoid the bugs. No one has figure out his role yet.

Some of us read more than cheap romance novels. I suggest you get some better (perhaps classic) literature.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is in Off-Topic because it's not about expecting. Fox5 morning so-called news just listed the "five most powerful male names." Here is the list. Unreal they think these are powerful names.

Robert
Michael
James
John
Christopher

Really? These are the names of dentists. I guess Michael could own his own landscaping company and Christopher would make a good glass artist at Glen Echo. Certainly not powerful names. Fox5 "news" tends to suddenly turn from news into a Starbucks filled with shrieking teen girls -- which is when you have to change the channel if you've already graduated from high school -- and this is one of those "news" stories apparently.

Give me a good paragraph or two about your most powerful males with these names. Fiction preferred (obviously).

Powerful male names are monosyllabic.

Ward
Grant
Jack
Will
John
Mark

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

Maybe we need a southern frat boy thread. I'd add:
Austin
Dallas
Mason
Trey
Connor
Cody
Brandon
Luke
Tyler
Brock
Chip

I would add Chad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, no. The list is wrong.

The most powerful three are:

Henry
Alexander and
Leo

Please add Napoleon, Ghengis, and Caesar

Well, then we have to add:
Augustus (more powerful than Caesar)
Napoleon
Tutankhamen

....I think I'll name my son Tutankhamen... it has a nice ring to it.