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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael
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This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful.  In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander 
Archibald 
Clarence 
Duncan 
Oliver
Prescott 
Reginald 
Rupert
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Maxwell and Baxter are romance novel stars -- which means they have oiled, glistening chests and know how to love-bomb but they're lovers with Archibald. They do grunt work like digging with pick axes in the hot sun -- see below. Clarence and Duncan are accountants, which is a perfectly fine profession; nothing fancy, pays the mortgage but not overly masculine. They manage the money for university research, including for Oliver and Prescott, archeologists on a dig, while Reginald is their project manager. Reginald is doing the entire team dirty by plotting to steal the artifacts and sell them to shady actors who pass them along to museums -- i.e., Rupert. Oliver sips tea -- or sips on tea or slurps tea -- in the shade of his canvas tent to avoid the bugs. No one has figure out his role yet.[/quote]

“Baxter” is a name fit only for a cat.

Or maybe a hamster.[/quote]

The butler.[/quote]

The Butler is Geeves.  Baxter is the cat. And Phineas is the dog.[/quote]

Where's Ferb?[/quote]

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