"Most Powerful Male Names"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Lance, OMG that PERVERT. But in a good way. He could get it on with anyone. I was looking for my coat after having too much to drink at a party and walked in on him with Zane AND Colton. Colton!!! Who would have guessed!!

[Anonymous]

William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

ok; your wrong. But I’ll agree on one:

Hunter. Name was ruined by that sleaze ball, shifty, disgusting criminal son of the ex president. So that’s out.

But just as powerful and kinda European-sounding and is:

Jaeger

[Anonymous]

Vladimir: the “vl” sounds like someone ready to rush upon a foe. “Vlad” is a bludgeoning sound like hard wood thunking against a skull mushy with blood. Imir is similar to emir, a leader.

Putin was well-named.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, no. The list is wrong.

The most powerful three are:

Henry
Alexander and
Leo

Henry is an architecture major who gets too flustered on dates to actually do anything, Alexander is into theater and Leo is a poet. So no.

These are the names of conquerors and kings! What are you even talking about pp?!?

I agree. Henry goes to boarding school and his dad is a banker from southwest London. He spends his weekends playing rugby and doing upper class drugs.

Alexander and Leo are friends. They both go to public school now, but Alexander will swim for Harvard and Leo will play squash for Yale. Both are too sensible to do drugs, however, they will befriend Henry when they all end up at the same accountancy firm. Alexander drinks bourbon and Leo drinks kombucha.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

ok; your wrong. But I’ll agree on one:

Hunter. Name was ruined by that sleaze ball, shifty, disgusting criminal son of the ex president. So that’s out.

But just as powerful and kinda European-sounding and is:

Jaeger

It's not "kinda" European sounding, you nitwit. It's the German word for hunter, and there is a zero percent chance that you can pronounce it correctly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

ok; your wrong. But I’ll agree on one:

Hunter. Name was ruined by that sleaze ball, shifty, disgusting criminal son of the ex president. So that’s out.

But just as powerful and kinda European-sounding and is:

Jaeger

Wow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, no. The list is wrong.

The most powerful three are:

Henry
Alexander and
Leo

Henry is an architecture major who gets too flustered on dates to actually do anything, Alexander is into theater and Leo is a poet. So no.

These are the names of conquerors and kings! What are you even talking about pp?!?

I agree. Henry goes to boarding school and his dad is a banker from southwest London. He spends his weekends playing rugby and doing upper class drugs.

Alexander and Leo are friends. They both go to public school now, but Alexander will swim for Harvard and Leo will play squash for Yale. Both are too sensible to do drugs, however, they will befriend Henry when they all end up at the same accountancy firm. Alexander drinks bourbon and Leo drinks kombucha.

I have an Alexander, and you're close. He went to boarding school and is in tech now. Does have friends named Henry and Leo, which is funny. No idea what they all drink.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Four brothers: Peter, Rod, Dick, and Willie. The Johnson family. Obviously.

😂

[Anonymous]

Gene
Paul
Peter
Ace

Kiss - 🤘

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Add to that awesome list:

- Ace

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

maybe in back water Arkansas

Their cousins is Troy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:William
David
John
Mark
Daniel
Paul
Andrew
Michael

This is probably the real list, but these are too "normal" to sound powerful. In books they are always:

Maxwell
Baxter
Arthur
Baron
Alexander
Archibald
Clarence
Duncan
Oliver
Prescott
Reginald
Rupert

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

Maybe we need a southern frat boy thread. I'd add:
Austin
Dallas
Mason
Trey
Connor
Cody
Brandon
Luke
Tyler
Brock
Chip

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The REAL list begins with:

Lance
Asher
Rod
Hunter
Zane
Colton
Ryder, and
Chad

Really bad list.

Lance is a name for a porno star.

Asher--no, just no. I know too many Ashers and they are not powerful individuals.

Rod needs no explanation.

Hunter is a rich, Southern frat boy. Same for Colton,Ryder, & Chad.

Zane ????

ok; your wrong. But I’ll agree on one:

Hunter. Name was ruined by that sleaze ball, shifty, disgusting criminal son of the ex president. So that’s out.

But just as powerful and kinda European-sounding and is:

Jaeger

Meister!