The Sidley Summer Associate biter story is nuts....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How old are summer associates?

This screams of mental health issues. The individual needs psychiatric help. This is very impulsive behavior and is probably associated with hyperactive ADHD, but it goes further than that. Most impulsive people don't act on their impulses in such ways.

23/24 range. Too old to be a biter.

[Anonymous]

Sure, but what if she doesn't want to? People are eager but it never needed to get public. Why are lawyers posting stories like this to begin with? Get back to work.

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She is absolutely welcome to present her side to the public. People are eager for information.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sure, but what if she doesn't want to? People are eager but it never needed to get public. Why are lawyers posting stories like this to begin with? Get back to work.

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She is absolutely welcome to present her side to the public. People are eager for information.

Did this thread bite a nerve?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Please remember that there is a person who is not a public figure on the other side of this whose story is not being accurately portrayed. The context is nobody's business because nobody is pursuing any legal action against her and she never chose to put her life in the public eye.

She made a mistake. She's beyond aware. And hopefully she's learned a lesson.

But in a mom's forum, she's not a Casey Anthony, Mary Kay Letourneau, or Michaele Salahi. Please allow her the grace to try to move on and find a career for herself in a profession where people take on student debt. She is someone who cares deeply to repay these loans and use her education to better the world. The cyberbullying only serves to do the opposite.

You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

This is paradigmatic cyber bullying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

And Aquagirl got an offer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But it's not all true. As I said earlier, she's not a public figure and doesn't want to be. Why are you continuing on about it then?

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You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

Then please explain why all of this--such as the forum here--and the posts here are okay, including the misinformation spread.

Because it's public information and it's true. You said she made a mistake. Most people's mistakes include boring things like speeding tickets. She's got a great opportunity to earn millions biting people on TikTok.

Are you her or her representative? Feel free to correct the narrative here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But it's not all true. As I said earlier, she's not a public figure and doesn't want to be. Why are you continuing on about it then?

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You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

Then please explain why all of this--such as the forum here--and the posts here are okay, including the misinformation spread.

Because it's public information and it's true. You said she made a mistake. Most people's mistakes include boring things like speeding tickets. She's got a great opportunity to earn millions biting people on TikTok.

You are trying to anonymously bully people on the internet to stop talking about something. Why don't you tell her not to read about herself on the internet?

The smartest thing for her to do would be to have a sense of humor about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sure, but what if she doesn't want to? People are eager but it never needed to get public. Why are lawyers posting stories like this to begin with? Get back to work.

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She is absolutely welcome to present her side to the public. People are eager for information.

Lawyers absolutely love this type of stuff. Have you ever read ATL? This is like peak ATL. The only place that has more lawyers than DCUM is reddit.

[Anonymous]

Thank you for that background! So this is what some moms in DC do? Sit around on the internet to make fun of young 20-year old women? I'm not picking on the moms. I thought the DC moms might be busy being moms and perhaps also be balancing careers. I understand the moms may not want their children to grow up like this summer associate, but are they trying to set an example of blasting people anonymously on the internet too? What would the moms do if their child got themselves into this predicament?


Lawyers absolutely love this type of stuff. Have you ever read ATL? This is like peak ATL. The only place that has more lawyers than DCUM is reddit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But it's not all true. As I said earlier, she's not a public figure and doesn't want to be. Why are you continuing on about it then?

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You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

Then please explain why all of this--such as the forum here--and the posts here are okay, including the misinformation spread.

Because it's public information and it's true. You said she made a mistake. Most people's mistakes include boring things like speeding tickets. She's got a great opportunity to earn millions biting people on TikTok.

what does not being a public figure have to do with anything?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:But it's not all true. As I said earlier, she's not a public figure and doesn't want to be. Why are you continuing on about it then?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

Then please explain why all of this--such as the forum here--and the posts here are okay, including the misinformation spread.

Because it's public information and it's true. You said she made a mistake. Most people's mistakes include boring things like speeding tickets. She's got a great opportunity to earn millions biting people on TikTok.

what does not being a public figure have to do with anything?

+1. The benefit she gets as not being a public figure is people aren't naming her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

And Aquagirl got an offer.

She got a cold offer from Cleary if i remember right.

[Anonymous]

Can we please have a spin off of weird stuff that went down when we were summer associates?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

And Aquagirl got an offer.

She got a cold offer from Cleary if i remember right.

What’s a cold offer?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:But it's not all true. As I said earlier, she's not a public figure and doesn't want to be. Why are you continuing on about it then?

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

You are way too invested. No one is cyberbullying her. That's not what it means.

Then please explain why all of this--such as the forum here--and the posts here are okay, including the misinformation spread.

Because it's public information and it's true. You said she made a mistake. Most people's mistakes include boring things like speeding tickets. She's got a great opportunity to earn millions biting people on TikTok.

You are trying to anonymously bully people on the internet to stop talking about something. Why don't you tell her not to read about herself on the internet?

The smartest thing for her to do would be to have a sense of humor about it.

DP. You were exactly the kind of sociopathic character that made me run from BigLaw.